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God I love mexican girls, the countryside ones not the city ones. Those good sexy countryside mexican girls who know how to ride a horse :comfysmug:

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Btw I think most of you are secretly girls but you pretend to be men because of harassment worries, don't worry, you're safe with me, I don't care that you got a pussy, at all (even think it's a little gross)

Um if I had to pick one fedi fren to propose to it would be........... IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE!! T-T

OH I KNOW
can you guys give me code words or catch phrases that aren't sus, that I can say around new frens to learn if they're "part of the club", I'm thinking I shouldn't say things like "hey, are you a part of the club?" and should say better things but I don't know what to say, maybe some things like:
"You know I love hugs, I used to hug everyone, in school they called me MR HANDS"
"When I was a kid, I would pretend to be a billy kid and bump my head into things, mom called me her little GOATSY"
"I loved sleeping beauty as a kid, I like when a story has a BAD DRAGON"

young teen jazzy listening to this in the car: This is definitely about a hot secy tgf

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youtu.be/85zV1fpSJQ0
I used to think this song was about a trans woman because I thought it wasn't possible for a cis girl to be that awesome and the loooooong jacket was a euphemism for her penis

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I really shouldn't judge the bbc lovers because I have a fetish for fat hispanics with fat cocks fucking white chicks

Instead of fapping I've been working out and watching westerns and looking at FAT FEMBOY ASS

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I haven't fapped yet today! I said last night to myself, "I'm not going to fap for a while to build my horny levels :meru_hype:

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Skinner is attacked by government hackers. Scully.

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I wish sarcasm was protected speech. It's illegal to say certain things no matter how sarcastic you're being, and that's bullshit.

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In US there’s nothing wrong in forcing a 10-year-old to give birth after a rape despite the risk of death herself. Neither a problem with 12-year-olds working eight-hour days. Or allowing children under the age of 10 to carry a gun. Or with a judge allowing grown men to marry a 14 year old.
But they are eager to ban drag queens & books about African-American civil rights activists. They are concerned with "protecting our children".
How could a society develop into this!

#republicans #us

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