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WHICH ONE OF YOU ARE REAL FEDIFRENS AND WHICH ONES ARE STALKER FEDIFRENS

Imagine if someone snuck drugs into your food then asked you how you were going to kill you until they answered and then you freaked the fuck out on them and gaslit them into a ward.

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Hey how would you kill me?
>Mom come on
No, how would you kill me?
>Come on stop it
No for real, how would you kill me
>With a knife ok? I guess.
OMG YOU WANT TO KILL ME WITH A KNIFE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME WITH A KNIFE IF I DON'T STOP YOU

(my parents acted this way, so of course I'm messed up)

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Me wishing upon a star for my autistic gf who was told by people she was smelly but I think she smells nice and I restore her self esteem

ANY PERSON OR PERSONS REPRESENTED WITHIN THIS COMMENTARY ARE FICTIONAL AND ANY RESEMBLANCE IS COINCIDENTAL

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THIS IS NOT A CALL TO ACTION OF ANY BELIEFS ACTIONS HABITS OR PROTOCOLS, IT IS A PUBLICLY AVAILABLE SEGMENT FROM AN ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION PROGRAM CALLED DR. PHIL, I AM PROVIDING COMMENTARY AND THUS THIS IS A 1ST AMENDMENT PROTECTED ACTIVITY

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"He told me that despite there being locks on the doors that he would find a way to get to them" jesus fucking christ how bad is this kid? Either he's evil or he's just trolling his parents and they're too fucking stupid to handle it.

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"Hey honey wanna ruin our childs life?"
"Lol it's like you read my mind babe!"
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God damn
GOD DAMN
GOT DAYMN
GAWT DAYUMN
GAWRT DAEYEOUMN

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