The youngest person I've ever been attracted to was a 10yo who looked 13, so I guess I'm technically a map still. But I'm still not one of those weirdo maps (no offense guys) who think babies are hot.
Inspired by true events/Names changed
Ally: And this is my room!
Jazzy: Wooooow, this is way cool, dude these posters are awesome!
Ally: Hehe thanks, so how've you been doin Mr. Jazzy?
Jazzy: Ehhhhhhh I can't complain, pretty good tbh, that new job Kevin helped me get has been pretty fun
Ally: Oh ye? Has it? That's good, what kind of stuff do you do, it's just delivering food right?
Jazzy: Ye but I also prep and do dishes, which is kind of annoying but whatever, I'm sure I'll get a raise after a while
Ally: Choice, hey you want to smoke and watch the Steve Wilkos show? (giggles)
Jazzy: Pppffft do I? Uh, YES!
10 minutes later
Jazzy: Lol I love Steve
Ally: What?
Jazzy: Oh I just pffft lol hahah said I love Steve, lol
Ally: Lmao, omg, hahah, yea he's awesome
*Steve Wilkos screams in a childs face for giving sass*
>TERRY NO I'VE GONE THROU THIS WITH OTHER ROBINS BEFORE
<I'M NOT A ROBIN BRUCE, I'M A BATMAN LIKE YOU!!!
>TERRY NO, YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU DON'T MESS IT UP FOR ME
<IT'S NOT FOR YOU BRUCE IT'S WHAT I WANT, I WANT THE BATMAN LIFESTYLE
https://youtu.be/r0u1bdIMG4E
"It's what I want Bruce"
"Stupid kid, you don't know what you want, none of you ever did."![]()
Poem
Every day with my fedifrens
Is a day that I'm glad
Each of them is very smart
Each of them is rad
When I see my fedifrens
I am filled with hope
They don't say that I am bad
Or that I'm a dope
I do like my fedifrens
Even if they're different
Even if we disagree
And they think differently from me
No matter where, at land or at sea, I'd want my fedifrens there next to me
We would keep on in shifts and in hours
And we would share the beauty of flowers
Beautiful poems and beautiful toems
Every day with my fedifrens
Ok well I'm SOOOOOOOREEEEEE if you don't like this but I'm watching this video about Satanism rn and it's intriguing
https://youtu.be/lPvC5B0K2xo
The Trench