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I genuinely hate boomers now that I'm 30+, I was like "oh come on don't be mean to the olds you guis :blobpleading: " but now after encountering enough of these old filthy bastards I can say, fuck boomers, filthy, entitled, bastards.

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Kill boomers. Behead boomers. Roundhouse kick a boomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a boomer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy boomers. Defecate in a boomers food. Launch boomers into the sun. Stir fry boomers in a wok. Toss boomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a boomers gas tank. Judo throw boomers into a wood chipper. Twist boomers heads off. Report boomers to the IRS. Karate chop boomers s in half. Curb stomp pregnant dusty boomers. Trap boomers in quicksand. Crush boomers in the trash compactor. Liquefy boomers in a vat of acid. Eat boomers. Dissect boomers. Exterminate boomers in the gas chamber. Stomp boomer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate boomers in the oven. Lobotomize boomers. Mandatory abortions for boomers. Grind boomer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown boomers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize boomers with a ray gun. Kick old boomers down the stairs. Feed boomers to alligators. Slice boomers with a katana.

I have to go back to not caring or not giving a shit if I want to attract people to me again
Sad, can't keep it real, have to just "let go" (letting go is NOT keeping it real)

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I want both sides to slit their throats wide open and tilt their heads back so I can bathe in their blood

Ugliness all around, weak, pathetic, ugly, pieces of shit with weak, ugly morals and weak, ugly ideas

Maybe if they all supported FREEDOM and JOY and JUSTICE and LOVE we could all respectfully discuss the issues of the day, but NO, we have to let retard SLUMP faggots and retard SOYCRINGE shit and piss all over the sidewalk, ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK, while we're trying to LIVE

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/fiction hurr durr because fags are too stupid to understand jokes in 2023 that we have to put fiction up or the fags will cum in their little panties

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"OMG THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THAT"
*crack*
"NOOO YOU'RE NOT A REAL WOMANNNN"
*wham*
"GUNS ARE SCARY MAKE THEM ILLEGAL NOW NOW NOW NOW DO IT NOW!!!!!"
*buttfucks to death*
"ANIMALS CAN'T CONSENT (while eating steak)"
*BAM*
"LOLI IS PEDOPHILIA AND PEDOPHILES ARE BAD!"
*KA-CHOW*

When cis women say a trans woman ISN'T A REAL WOMAN "YET" until she has "the surgery" AND I'M HERE TO SAY THAT IF IT WAS LEGAL FOR ME TO TOMBSTONE THESE BITCHES LIKE THE UNDERTAKER I WOULD BREAK THEIR FUCKIN NECKS

You are a REAL WOMAN even if you have a penis, and don't let CUNTS tell you otherwise

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Imagine the conversation Eliza is having to have with the next one, off screen.

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I love trannies but I HATE srs, I hate the chopping of the penis, I hate the inversion of the penis, I hate the pseudovagina, I hate the neovagina, I hate the gaping puss wound even more than I gate the au-natural gaping puss wounds cis females have. I only like trannies (sexually) who transition in behavior ONLY, NO cock and ball surgeries, NO chest ripping silicone orb surgery, hormone tits are ok because they're "natural". If your trans and have no cock I'm sorry but I do not want to fuck you. You NEED the cock or I'm going to barf.

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とんスキ漫画版1巻にちょこっとだけ出てくる冒険者ギルド受付嬢大好き(冷めた対応&唇の厚さが特に

I had a dream that I was in an alternate universe where my gf never cheated on me or got raped by the people she cheated with. We were at a low key movie party. She got grumpy and difficult and decided to get inside a standing box (like a refrigerator box but not) and I had to get her to come out by picking her up and carrying her like a baby while whispering sweet nothing's to her to keep her calm (she had a lot of anxiety).

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I bet some of you stink like grown me I BET YOU STINK LIKE GROWN MEN WITH THOSE ARMPITS OF YOURS *SNIFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFF* AHHHHH JUST AS I THOUGHT YOU *STINK* YOU FUCKING *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF* UGH DISGUSTING! YOU FILTHY FUCKING *SNIFFS BUTTHOLE* DISGUSTING FOUL BASTARD!

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I showed this to my ex as like haha look at this meme from my childhood and he got mad like he didn't understand it and he was mad that I wasted his time with this "shit"
youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978

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