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I'm watching that 47 Ronin remake with Keanu Reeves and I don't remember any fantasy elements being in the original, wtf is this shit? Keanu just killed a giant fictional creature that looks like it's from monster hunter and there's a fucking shapeshifting fox spirit.

Ugh I'm feeling really off right now not my usual smug jazzy self or my psychotic jazzy self...is this depression? Has it caught up with me? I wish for human interaction but idk where humans are rn (skinwalkers are all over the place though).

Church tonight be there or be ⏹️
The last week we have been talking about what I think is the third tenant of The Church of The Trench (), Perseverance. I have had a bad cold the last week and so I feel as though my perseverance was being tested. I'm feeling much better now but still not fully recovered. Soon hopefully. But now we move on to our fourth tennant, after perseverance, and being joyous, and nothingness, and that is CURIOSITY!

BE CURIOUS, AND IN CURIOSITY FIND SATISFACTION, AMEN

I hate listening to these dumb nasty bitches giggle about all the times they got raped by producers, nervous laughter pisses me off, pet simpletons

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lol cope about it (the law allows for kids who run away from home from abusive families due to their gender or sexuality to be able to go into youth shelters without parental consent, and they don't have to alert their families for 72 hours - UNLESS the parents are abusively homophobic or transphobic.

it also allows for homeless youths in shelter to access transgender counseling, and if a parent is denying a transgender kid healthcare or abusive to the kid, they can opt into the foster care system.

it has nothing to do with sex change or surgeries or anything.)

Ok wait wait wait wait wait, she says she loves "model"ing and wishes she could be in front of the camera forever...so I have a camera, if I just tell stupid bitches they're "hot" they will want to be in front of my camera? Even if they have to suck my dick? Wow :blobembarrassed:

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Watching this recent whore interview! I looked her up and unfortunately she has succed bbcs, and even more unfortunately I couldn't find any dog videos (guess she didn't do any)
SAD

If you were out there croppin, the way you should be, you'd save so much money you'd have time for dances

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It doesn't even have to be dance or song that ancestors did, it could be something wholely original, but it has to be shared. They share nothing. My parents, my family, shares nothing. There are no shared songs, no shared dances, nobody knows any inside jokes, just simpletons and their paperwork and their "responsibilities" (seems to me turning workable farmland into crops is a "responsibility" but what do I know)

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My mother and father know no cultural dances, they know no cultural songs, they can play no instruments, they do not sing, there's something very wrong with my and many other families.

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Goodmorning fedi frens!
Watching this now, I hope Stewart is based in this and not cucked, because it's a coin toss these days
youtu.be/RyIeC21XeLs

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kf.cc not blocking pawoo immediately after coming back up and crunk still setting shit up morphed into "they have child porn on their website" in an autistic game of telephone

Had a dream I was in the city (scary :peepoScared: ) and my ex was there and then he changed when I wasn't looking and he became a black twink :blobembarrassed2: We went to this club together that was like a bar in an old factory and it also had a cool mini bowling alley.

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