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I would like to interview fedi users, I want to know so much about you all, you genuinely interest me

I've got to get more confidence and idk if fedi helps with that or not

Yo I bet it would be a really good feeling to give a stranger a gift, but not just give them a gift in deed but in heart and in spirit, look them right in the eyes and make it clear that they're not a prop and that they don't owe you anything back, just to see them smile and feel relief

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One huggle snug for user A
One huggle snug for user B
One huggle snug for user C
One huggle snug for...etc

I'm going to make some COFFEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my cold is finally gone and I woke up at 8pm because I ate some special butter before I went to sleep

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i have been made aware of something that looks like, if nothing else, one real hell of a fucking book, and if someone is able to help me locate it that would be incredible
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It seems someone is reporting ko-fi accounts and as a result ko-fi is reporting paypal accounts.
If you're an artist you might wanna take some precautions...

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fondly reminiscing this morning about what just may be the greatest prank ever pulled

were they derivative? all my songs have felt derivative lately

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2045. You enter your Tesla via biometric thumbprint which is sent to the NSA. As you push the ignition button the automated breathalyzer emerges from the console. You blow a .081 after indulging in one too many sparkling wines at the Drag Queen Story Gala at the local GOP fundraiser. The car enters "drive termination protocol" and explodes.

Member BME pain Olympics?
OH I MEMBER
Member glass ass?
Ohh I member!

I wish I had more people in my interaction pool, because the current amount is not life sustaining, do not feel bad, the fault is my own, not yours, for requiring so much human connection

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR FANCY WHITE MAN TALK I'S SORRY
SPEAK IT PLAIN FO ME

Different song about different people not about you;

I WILL SKIN YOU
FLAY YOU ALIVE
YOUR CORPSE WILL BE MY CANVAS
YOUR LOVED ONES WILL CRY AT YOUR GRAVE
GNASHING THEIR TEETH
*drum break*
EVERY NIGHT
THEY WILL SEE ME IN THEIR DREAMS
THEY WILL KNOW THAT I AM COMING
*drum break*
THEY
WILL
FIND
ME
CLUTCHING
MYSELF
*riff*
AND EVERY DAY I WILL HAUNT YOU AND TORMENT YOU
YOUR SOUL IS MINE
*riff*
SPINES IN YOUR EYE
FROM AN AQUATIC CREATURE
INJECTING POISON
INTO YOUR BRAIN
*riff*
VENOM SINKING PAIN
PAIN UNENDING
FIERY ENORMOUS ALL ENCOMPASSING
DESIRE
FOR
FREEDOM
FROM
PAIN
*fade out*

Does the government have torture robots? Robots that torture, doesn't matter if they're ai controlled or human controlled. I bet they have them. I mean they have surgical robots. And what's a surgical robot but a torture robot in its Sundays best?

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