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Skinner catches devil STDs from evil AI babes. Scully.

There needs to be a black slave superhero. A superhero from or in slave times, who has super powers, and he has to keep his secret identity as a slave, and then runs away to save people, massa et all being none the wiser.

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Does America need Sexual Assault Weapon Control?

While usage of the Molestomatic-5000 is usually for harmless recreational pursuits at home, there have been growing calls to ban the device after a rash of mass molestings at dozens of American parties, grocery stores, churches, and even schools. President Biden has joined a growing number of primarily Democratic lawmakers seeking to ban the Molestomatic and devices like it. "When the Framers enshrined the right to sexual implements in the constitution, they were embracing the simple dildo and vibrator. They would have found these modern weapons of rape, with the ability to molest dozens of victims within seconds, utterly repulsive. For the sake of our children, for the sake of our future, for the sake of the peace and safety of our country - we need a full ban on sexual assault weapons." The GOP, however, has rebuked the President's statements, claiming that attempts to put any restrictions on sexual devices is intense governmental overreach. Making a speech to the House last Thursday, Florida Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz claimed that Biden's plan was a "spit in the face" to the constitutional principles of the country. "The Molestomatic is as vital to the people of this country as any Suctionscope or Grope-apparatus. The President, despite his wishes, cannot pick and choose how to apply the rights given to us. When the Founders said that 'the right of the people to keep and bear sex toys shall not infringed', they meant SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED." While the GOP's stance has been well received by conservatives throughout the country, Gaetz's speech has brought some controversy to his home district, where just last month a lone rapeman used a Molestomatic-5000 to molest 46 elementary schoolers and 4 staff members in the largest mass molesting since October. While Democrats continue to push for rapemachine control, Republicans have advocated for what they deem a more proper and constitutional option: anti-molestation measures within classrooms. One Texas-based company has already produced "molestation-proof" undergarments in a range of children's sizes, and several regional school districts have begun to implement them into the school dress code. However, experts have raised the alarm that many modern models of rapemachines can easily bypass these protections. Molestation drills have become common practice in environments ranging from kindergarten to college, which some parents and child psychology experts worry could be damaging to youth mental health. Rep. Schiff (D-CA) has introduced a bill to put a national "red-flag" system on purchases of rapemachines, banning sale to those convicted of prior sexual offenses. However, the bill is expected to fail in the House due to intense GOP opposition.
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I just like soldering because it's like legos, I thought the multimeter would help but it just sits there

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I got a multimeter but idk how to use it, at all. I can turn it on, and when I touch the things to a thing, nothing happens.

I have never soldered before and I think I did a really good job

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OMG I DID IT! And it worked!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M HIGH ON LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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interesting relic I stumbled across - "socialist ten commandments" taught to schoolchildren at "Socialist Sunday Schools" which existed throughout the US and UK during the early 1910s.
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The official Mastodon app is doing something new which is potentially very dangerous to the existence of Mastodon and the Fediverse.

The official Mastodon app now prompts users to join mastodon.social by default, when previously it prompted them to pick a server. If you're new this may sound harmless, but let me explain.

The entire point of this place is to be a social network spread out on as many servers as possible (the reasons are here: fedi.tips/why-is-the-fediverse).

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How do I make enough money to afford whatever it is that attracts beautiful women?

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Scully completely wrecks a loner novelist with a single stare. Mulder accuses a faith healer of being an alien.

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