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tldr she sucked his dick (president saxophone clinton)

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What if biden and trump bothe gave you a sloppy bj @ da same time?

What do you do to relax?
I smoke and jack off.
Bro.
Bruh.

Did you know there's documented cases of women having orgasms during child birth? It's not common though.

If women are a weaker, less mature sex (as western common thought has been), doesn't that mean any kind of sexual act with a woman is a form of rape? She cannot consent, she is weaker.

Do any of you also feel like androids? Do any of you also feel like a confused other in a sea of culture?

youtu.be/4vPiR6FuayM
I often feel like Data, I try to understand basic cultural practices, while meaning no harm or ill will, so often this attempt at understanding is seen as some kind of offensive mockery, or devious deception, that I hold ill intent and only pretend not to understand, or only pretend to have good natured motives.

Christian thinking:
Huh, I guess since everyone suffers pain of death, my enemies will know fear one day no matter what.
HEY WAIT BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS? That doesn't seem fair :blobsad:

"Your friends go to a magic room after they die and it's really cool, more than makes up for it"

OH WOW I FEEL OK NOW :comfyhappy:

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Watching this and it's helping me understand some things about the people who treated me badly in life

I've decided to fap with just my imagination this morning, then I've got to find something to eat

Fantasy 

only the corrupt chads, the innocent chads get passed over

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Fantasy 

Raping hundreds of alpha chads, raping their carefree holes raw until they bled

THE WORLD IS NOT OUT TO GET ME YOU STUPID BOOK CULTISTS
THE WORLD DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME
THERE IS NO GRAND CONSPIRACY
*SMASH SMASH SMASH HIT PUNCH KICK*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOW LET GO GO AWAY AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME CRAZY LIKE YOU ARE

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You evil antis and trascaths tried to make me think the world was out to get me, made me afraid to live! I see through your tricks now! I SEE YOU!

If all "pedo hunters" would stop being pieces of shit by basically enticing guys to fuck a seemingly willing partner, and would INSTEAD focus on ONLY hunting for people in this such way: (example) hey bro want to RAPE some pussy? I've got some pussy on lock for you to RAPE lololol let's laugh about rape it's the best so anyway want to come RAPE?"

and so if the dude is like YEA THAT'S GREAT I LOVE RAPE well then now you know he's a bad dude, he's not just some stunted nerd who's been told there's a girl who loves him. Don't you get it? You'd be hunting legitimate monsters that way, not hopeless, harmless, losers.

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