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I will be asleep soon but for church tonight (), the newest tenet is Hope, so let's HOPE we get some pussy, or HOPE we get into trench heaven am I rite? But why not hope something great for a neighbor? A neighbor of the trench, and in the trench, is a neighbor worth helping. ALL MAY DWELL IN THE TRENCH! HAVE HOPE! SPREAD HOPE! A HOPE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW, IN THE TRENCH!

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Some hate this guy (namely, fat dykes who can't get laid by chads) for being a "pedo" but he's clearly way cooler than they and they're clearly mad about that

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and then alex jones said he bites womens faces (not cool)

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tldr she sucked his dick (president saxophone clinton)

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What if biden and trump bothe gave you a sloppy bj @ da same time?

What do you do to relax?
I smoke and jack off.
Bro.
Bruh.

Did you know there's documented cases of women having orgasms during child birth? It's not common though.

If women are a weaker, less mature sex (as western common thought has been), doesn't that mean any kind of sexual act with a woman is a form of rape? She cannot consent, she is weaker.

Do any of you also feel like androids? Do any of you also feel like a confused other in a sea of culture?

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I often feel like Data, I try to understand basic cultural practices, while meaning no harm or ill will, so often this attempt at understanding is seen as some kind of offensive mockery, or devious deception, that I hold ill intent and only pretend not to understand, or only pretend to have good natured motives.

Christian thinking:
Huh, I guess since everyone suffers pain of death, my enemies will know fear one day no matter what.
HEY WAIT BUT WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS? That doesn't seem fair :blobsad:

"Your friends go to a magic room after they die and it's really cool, more than makes up for it"

OH WOW I FEEL OK NOW :comfyhappy:

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Watching this and it's helping me understand some things about the people who treated me badly in life

I've decided to fap with just my imagination this morning, then I've got to find something to eat

Fantasy 

only the corrupt chads, the innocent chads get passed over

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Fantasy 

Raping hundreds of alpha chads, raping their carefree holes raw until they bled

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