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Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok her I go, getting up to work out.....
....right after one more smoke

If I wanted to make people cry I would go around saying FUCK YOU to people posting about enjoying things or a family death

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For real though I want to make people laugh and/or cum as part of my contribution to the world

What do I want to do to make the world a better place before I die? Can't I just make some kids and let them worry about it?

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Wish I had cuddles from someone who thinks I'm funny and relatable

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I'm watching rick and morty season 1 and pretending I'm watching it with my fren (you)

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Yo I am so jealous of those perfect people with perfect bedrooms and everything is all organized

I have watched Jerry Springer yesterday and I am "this" close to understanding human behavior now

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If people have been talking about it for longer than a few years it's not a psyop.
People being hungry is not a psyop. Taxes being too high is not a psyop. Both these things are real. Pussy hats were a psyop. Hole in the ozone layer was a psyop.

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Hey remember when everyone was talking about "Q"? That was a psyop.

I wonder if Walt Disney knew what he started, I'm talking about people jacking off to cartoons (I know disney didn't start this but it's a funny joke)

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