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Quick rundown of my churches tenets before the final one is revealed on Friday

Nothingness
Be Joyous
Perseverance
Curiosity
Letting Go
Hope

No speech crimes, there is no speech that is illegal, even if it is a threat, even if the threat is credible, even if it's a call to violence, it is speech, and it is protected

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I wish I could make it so that everything was leftist just the way I like it except for a few things like-

Only monogamy, serial monogamy even, but it has to be monogamy or the sexual organs will liquify themselves through a genetic protocol

No restrictions on materials or creations, the government no longer has the right to tell you what you can or cannot build or stockpile

No restrictions on age, it will be pure meritocracy, no more age bigotry, age bigotry is evil

When a bitch is talking about god you know she has a high body count and is compensating (it was in her past anon, everybody has a past :blobpleading: )

hugs to all my frens, if you're even thinking about hugging me I'm talking to you, bring it in, you're welcome here, :hug:

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Song 

Raping a rapist
Raping a rapist
Raping a rapist
Raping a rapist
Blood coats my member
Anal rectal blood from a rapist
I have every disease known to man so I am not afraid of his diseases
I donkey punch him so hard he has seizures
While I rape him
His anus shakes around my cock like a sex toy
He is vomiting and choking on his vomit until foam oozed from his lips
I raped him to death because he was a rapist
And I did I with class
I did it like a king or like a Caesar
I raped the rapist
I raped the rapist
I raped the rapist to death

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"Ok lay back now, I'm going to ride you, do it now!" (she could tell you were getting tired and didn't want to embarrass you by asking if you were ok)

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"Yes that's it baby, fuck me harder, give into your misogynistic urges, yes, yes, dominate me, call me a cunt! I'm worthless!"
Jeez babe gonna make me bust

Ok so it seems that being in a relationship atteacts women, so I'm bringing back my psychicgf to see if that helps

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雑だしそんなえちでもない 

ケツ叩くのってあるけどよくわからないな…と思ってたんですが外から衝撃を加えて内側にアプローチする感じか…!!!って今日急に思いましたのでかわいそうすぎない程度にレンくんの内側にアプローチしてみる(申し訳程度のおちんちん)
いや違うか皆普通に叩きたいから叩いてるだけか…

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