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Kind of bummed out over all the friends Jazzy has lost but I'm grateful for the ones I still have <3

Instathots stop going to Dubai to get shitted on by muslim men

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Always remember dog penises are much more sensitive than human penises and you shouldn't touch them without lube :blobpleading:

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NSFW R-18 ふたけっと新刊告知です! 

4日ふたけっとA15a革命政府広報室で参加します。新刊は「生穴る!」のこまろちゃんが自分のそっくりさん(?)とちんぽとちんぽでドッキングする本です! 1枚だけだけどたんちゃんのアナルラフ絵もあるよ。

MAN DROPS THE JQ IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING BOOMHAUR VIDEO!?
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you know how grandmas are, they love babies. you just can't act like a baby around her.

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Idea for a fedi meetup, anyone who goes isn't allowed to say what their username is. Would be a great way for maps and zoos to be able to mingle with normies without fear...oh no it would probably devolve into a witch hunt with random innocent users getting pilloried...nvm

Sex as a man is empowering
Sex as a woman is degrading
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I love porn more when it's solo done by people who don't otherwise have sex with anyone

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I wish I could take all my oldie knowledge, and imbue a younger person with it, in exchange for marriage :gigaChad:

Quick rundown of my churches tenets before the final one is revealed on Friday

Nothingness
Be Joyous
Perseverance
Curiosity
Letting Go
Hope

No speech crimes, there is no speech that is illegal, even if it is a threat, even if the threat is credible, even if it's a call to violence, it is speech, and it is protected

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