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Holy shit I just saw dumb japanese takes about drugs. Are they seriously still that ignorant about them? It's like I time traveled back to the stupid days of america where everyone believed drugs are some kind of magic portal to satan because they're so naive.

Hey guys, I haven't been able to sleep much, my bed literally hurts to lay down in, it hurts my shoulders, neck, upper back, and lower back, it hurts so much I think about kms. I couldn't take it and just made a bed on the floor even though I'm dead fucking tired, the floor hurts my knees but at least my spine hurts less.

DON'T anally rape me
<I wasn't gonna
OK well DON'T
<Fucking weirdo
HEY, I said DON'T
<leaving
THAT'S RIGHT, THIS TARGET PUT UP A FIGHT ANON, YOU DIDN'T GET WHAT YOU WANTED!!!

You can tie me down to make sure I don't grab you just please rub your pussy on me :blobpleading:

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Please O haven't sucked pussy in over a decade could I please suck your pussy or just rub your pussy on my face if you're worried I'll suck too hard or something

I distinctly remember being a kid and saying to my mom once "I want to marry an ugly woman" and she was like "...I don't think the woman you marry will appreciate you calling her ugly" and I was like "No, she'll be ugly, I want to marry an ugly woman, she'll still be hot though, she'll just be ugly"

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I assume names like Fat Bitch and Retard are also out

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I think it's fucked up that us hospitals won't let you name your child Hitler or Nigger

My fear is a group of people punching me and all I can do is curl up. It happened when I was a small kid. They were bullying me so I started beating one up and his buddies all started beating me down and kicking me in the head :sadhug:

Omg assholes of fat men with round asses, hairy
They like to get fucked in their buttholes by young twinks :blobpleading:

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Did you know Gene Roddenberry and L Ron Hubbard were friends? And that Gene joked he could have made his own religion too if he wanted to, and that it probably would have been bigger than scientology.

"What if I just *leans in close and gets gutteral* fuckin punched you
*Stays in close and confrontational* What would you fuckin do? Huh?"

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@laura girls cant have sex. sex is between a boy and an older boy
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