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HOW MANY EYEBALLS IN A JAR WILL IT TAKE TO GAIN YOUR TRUST???

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How many eyeballs in a jar do I have to give you before you finally start talking with me like I matter

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"I'm sorry I raped you."
"It's ok.
"Are you sure?"
"Yea, you got carried away by your emotions, you weren't yourself."
"You're not going to leave me?"
"No, sometimes people hurt each other, you're sorry, so it's ok, and if it happens again, and you're sorry again, it'll be ok again, this is how relationships work."
"You're a very forgiving girl."
"And you're a very genuine guy."

Ok guys you're boring today going to jack off

I want to make a wolf bitch fall in love with me, I want her to hate that she loves me, but she'll be powerless to her feelings. I'll be a little fat guy with a taller, steroid muscle wolf bitch with a piping hot cunt and everyone will be like "Ugh what no way, that guy?"

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Scully distracts Mulder from a census server farm. Mulder tries to save Scully from alien mutations.

I want to date a cute disabled girl :blobpleading:
Pretty wheelchair girls or one armed girls or blind girls or whatever, are just so :blobpleading:

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昔描いたうちの子です。仲良くしてくれると嬉しいです。

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Here I'll do men too: Men are honorless trash, too cowardly act with dignity in the face of opposition, too cowardly to take a stand for what's right, justice, freedom, stuff like that. All they do is sit, game, and eat. Like animals. Suited for nothing but enslavement because of their own refusal to act as men, as human beings.

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It's sad that most women act like cunts who's only place is being raped. No honor, no deeper thoughts, just cunt rape and nail polish.

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"I'm helping you out here, in two months time you would be de-" WHAM, the fascist hot hit by a flying fist connected to a super jacked ultra powered dude,
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!" shouted the ultra jacked dude as he pummeled the fascists face into pulp
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH" again and again the ultra jacked hero screamed as he killed the fascist. The ultra jacked hero stood up, and was in the process of handing the citizen back their property which the fascist was trying to steal by telling the citizen they don't actually WANT to use their freedoms the way they chose, the fascist was trying to gaslight the citizen into thinking they couldn't get high as balls because it makes jesus cry or some shit, but anyway RIGHT as the ultra jacked hero is giving the citizen their property back, MORE FASCISTS SHOWED UP! They started firing fascist energy blasts at the ultra jacked hero, who just laughed and said "FUCK THIS SHIT, LITTLE ASS FAGGOTS!" and then he used his super speed to fist fuck every fascist to death, he couldn't be stopped since their fascist energy blasts had no effect on him. They screamed for god but the ultra jacked megahero said "SHUT UP BITCH!" and did not cease his attack. By the end of the battle the fascists had to make their retreat. The super jacked hero was being interviewed by a news lady, and he said, "Ok bro, basically these douche bags were like, fucking with this dude, for what? No reason man, so what he likes to get high bro, not a crime man, the only crimes are ones where someone else got hurt bro, look it up, it's in the motherfucking constitution." before he lept into the sky, out of sight. Finally, a true hero, who's not a cuck, is protecting people!

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