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You had an emotionally neglectful parent starter pack:

>I'm fine, I'm just tired
>Stares off into space while you're talking
>Interrupts to share their own, unrelated thoughts
>Retains nothing you say
>Supposed to arrive at 3:00pm, arrives at 3:40
>Share deep personal trauma with them, silence until you're the one to break it

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MEIN KRAFT is what notch really wanted to name it

Ok maybe ladies aren't attracted to evil.....so what ARE they attracted to? They say it's humor but I don't think that's really it, because what women consider "funny" is usually the opposite of funny, it's usually something that would piss a normal person off. Like a guy acting obvious and performative or another girl talking about how annoying someone is.

I hate the time travel shit in Enterprise. I don't mind the time travel in any of the other Treks because in those it didn't suck and wasn't stupid.

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Man arrested for pissing in the flight cabin in front of everyone
Cries racism
lol
youtu.be/fYcefpTRUbQ

Something about parents adopting children not of their race seems devious to me, worries me they're not actually adopting them for the right reasons but for social credit points.

If you want to see God roast the shit out of a guy for two entire chapters read Job 38 and 39
Just finished Job, and I didn't know it had a happy ending, and God actually respected Job for saying what a piece of shit he was, he said he spoke accurately.

Eating beets is always fun because you forget you ate beets and freak out when you think you have intestinal bleeding

How to make stomach less big and more feminine and womanly?

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I love BEEFY women we're talking LARGE like they could HURT YOU

I give ALL fedifrens consent to imaginary cuddle me btw

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