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"NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME" Scat Brawlsh cried, followed with "CONSERVATIVE VALUES", after hearing this the government had heard enough and was fed up so they immediately chopped off his penis.

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ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY PERSON'S LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY OCCURRENCE IS ALSO PURELY COINCIDENTAL

Scat Brawlsh had been spewing hate for too long, the government decided to finally do something about it. Scat was taken from his comfortable home before sunrise, the anal rape was the least of his worries. The government slapped him over 50 times with a large, heavy dildo, that broke bones. Scat tried to stay conscious but it was impossible. The government too his bearded face and began kicked it once he woke up, they kicked his jaw into his throat and he even died, but they revived him. Then thwy started punching him in the stomach until he shot bloody diarrhea all over himself.

This was the fate of Scat Brawlsh, for being a hateful, shitty, unfunny, ugly, not-genetically-superior, little retard man from the sped class and the short bus.

*Sigh*. Wish I could be someone's boyfriend, some smart qt who does math and science or something, and s/hes so busy with that stuff that s/he needs me to help by making meals, cleaning up, and giving massages. And then when work is over I want to help them unwind with my childlike charm :blobpleading:

Told you guys I chopped wood today :blobpleading: please love me...p-please *dies*

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What are the rules for dating a black girl? Should I call her a black queen? Is that part of my duty as a boyfriend of a black girl?

You had an emotionally neglectful parent starter pack:

>I'm fine, I'm just tired
>Stares off into space while you're talking
>Interrupts to share their own, unrelated thoughts
>Retains nothing you say
>Supposed to arrive at 3:00pm, arrives at 3:40
>Share deep personal trauma with them, silence until you're the one to break it

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MEIN KRAFT is what notch really wanted to name it

Ok maybe ladies aren't attracted to evil.....so what ARE they attracted to? They say it's humor but I don't think that's really it, because what women consider "funny" is usually the opposite of funny, it's usually something that would piss a normal person off. Like a guy acting obvious and performative or another girl talking about how annoying someone is.

I hate the time travel shit in Enterprise. I don't mind the time travel in any of the other Treks because in those it didn't suck and wasn't stupid.

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