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Vanessa Raven
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb.
Commissioned by AlphaWhatever
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Theory: Drug induced mind control is real, the government just lied about all the experiments not yielding good results, that's just what they wanted people to think.

BWC WORSHIP OMG BWC WORSHIP BLACKS WORSHIPING THE BWC BLACKS WITH SMALL COCKS OMG THIS IS HEAVEN

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stem cell enthusiasts: :blobcatdeficit: well'p a religious fundie bitched i guess we're not allowed to work on restorative medicine anymor
covid vaccine salesmen: :blobfoxastronoutgun: religious exemptions are a meme you will buy the product
:blobcatangery: you limp dick motherfuckers you could do this the whole time and you DIDN'T use it to force everyone to have stem cell medicine that cures everything?
:blobfoxastronoutgun: EAT ZE BUGS
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I like how in Star Trek V The Final Frontier, Kirk stands up to GOD, he stands RIGHT up to that motherfucker, when he did that I knew I had made the right choice for questioning god the way *I* have in my own life, I realized I was on the right track if Kirk, a hero of mine, had taken the same course of action I had, and it saved the day from a psychotic megalomaniac "God".

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said I would draw this as aa joke on twitter then I actually wanted to draw it

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"I'm here to fuck pussy and have my butthole licked" (said assertively but respectfully)

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lewd 

:blobcathairflip: fuck me like lawyers fuck the internet archive
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Anybody ever seen the fuck you cuffy video? Who's side are you on? Who's the victim?

I hope one day antis and pervs can be friends, like, how humans and vulcans became friends after first contact

Listen here, I'm not going to tolerate any more of your disgusting lies about Uncle Steve. "Uncle Steve touches me down there", "Uncle Steve said he was going to kill me", "Uncle Steve sells me to his friends and lets dogs fuck me", I have had enough! Your Uncle is nothing but good to you and people won't know you're joking, do you understand me? You could get him in very serious trouble, and then you're going to be in serious trouble, do you understand? You will not make up lies about your Uncle, or I will spank your bottom with the paddle, you're not too old for that still. Understand? Good. Uncle Steve will be coming over to watch you tonight and I DON'T want to hear any more LIES.

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