I like how in Star Trek V The Final Frontier, Kirk stands up to GOD, he stands RIGHT up to that motherfucker, when he did that I knew I had made the right choice for questioning god the way *I* have in my own life, I realized I was on the right track if Kirk, a hero of mine, had taken the same course of action I had, and it saved the day from a psychotic megalomaniac "God".
Listen here, I'm not going to tolerate any more of your disgusting lies about Uncle Steve. "Uncle Steve touches me down there", "Uncle Steve said he was going to kill me", "Uncle Steve sells me to his friends and lets dogs fuck me", I have had enough! Your Uncle is nothing but good to you and people won't know you're joking, do you understand me? You could get him in very serious trouble, and then you're going to be in serious trouble, do you understand? You will not make up lies about your Uncle, or I will spank your bottom with the paddle, you're not too old for that still. Understand? Good. Uncle Steve will be coming over to watch you tonight and I DON'T want to hear any more LIES.
The Trench