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ok gn fedi frens i love you so much :blobpleading:
(hope I can say this one day to my new friend irl but I'm scared of commitment and of being open about my feelings now compared to how I used to be)

Are my fedifrens angry with me? Have I done something wrong?

Hello fedi frens! Only one week passes between shabbats and yet so much can change, while so much still can remain the same. This church night I would like to focus on communication. We communicate, all of us do, what do we communicate? Why do we communicate? Are these only things we use with good intentions, or is there something more sinister that lurks beneath the surface? Is the communication honest, or is it a manipulation, a ruse, nothing more than a scheme, to deceive and entrap. Communicate carefully, and wisely, and know that trust is not only for the ignorant, it is also for the brave.

There should be a competition of strength between men where they each slap their opponents balls as hard as they can with their erect penis, last man standing wins

Ok fedifrens I want to let you know what's going on
I met this guy online and he's pretty cool and we've had very long convos and have lots of stuff in common, I'm sorry I've been spending time I usually spend schizoposting on here on having convos irl :(

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sentences that'll lead me to cumming inside you:

"you can cum inside" ✅

"you can't cum inside" ✅

"don't you dare cum inside, I'm ovulating" ✅

*choking sounds* ✅
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this is a tough moment for rightoids because defending cracker barrel, the blandest restaurant in the USA, is a core part of their philosophy because cracker barrel has been sued several times for racial discrimination, which is "based"

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Yeah, I'll start this one tomorrow, or later... maybe. Or should I read one of the fictional or more like real-life stories kind-of books I have for a bit?
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ヒナちゃ...アッ...今...イったばかりだから...敏感...アッアッ...

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Goodmorning fediverse!!!!!!!! It's a good day to FEEL LOVED OMAGDKDLKAHSGSIOWND FJCKSKSHBDHXIKABDD :blobsmilehappyeyes:

Limp bizkits is when I give you some undercooked dough but it's still tasty

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*hugs you and kisses you and gives you limp bizkits*

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The cover for a mini comic I'm making, a mono chrome story in 3 or 4 pages :blobpout:

Hana's mom is chilling in her car when a stranger caught her attention !

Fiction/Fantasy 

The LGBTQI army has assembled
And has descended on the antis, with their ugly beards, and ugly cargo shorts, and ugly tshirts that scream "I have no class" and their ugly baseball caps
And the LGBTQI army shoots every anti in the head with expert precision and all the antis fucking die
And then the army comes and sides with the LGBTQI army and they hunt down the fleeing antis and shoot them in the back
Then there's no more antis!
And everyone just shares and holds hands and hugs, and whenever someone is grossed out by something they don't say "YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL" about it, they just lol and giggle a bit at differences and happily move on
Life becomes paradise
And every year, the world celebrates on the graves of the antis and pisses and shits on them then laughs

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