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I saw a woman who's apparently a politician and she's young, I guess she's one of those outspoken conservatives? Anyway I can't remember her name but her tits are so far apart they look like they're trying to get away from eachother.

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Surprise bill showed up and I need some extra cash! If anyone is interested in grabbing a commission just hit me up!

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Twinks who commit rape or murder should be legally sissified by the courts and anally raped by the public, he would make up for his crimes by being a public use sissy

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Obviously under the right conditions it can in theory happen, but these dumb fucks are all over every camping comment section filling it to the brim with their desperate warnings about how the world is ending because people dig a hole for a campfire. The bitches are screaming about forest fires and danger and shit, like get fucked kid, get raped, calm down, stupid fuck, I know you've got klaus schwabs dick in your mouth since birth but you need to get a grip. You little robot, well intentioned, but a robot.

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"DUR, DID YEW KNOW DAT UNDAGROUN FIERS BURN DA ROOTZ????? BE CARFULLL!!!!" I see we have reached the stage where a generation of retards become teenagers and start believing old wives tales.

Pgf: Hey Jazzy, how are you?
>Bleh, pgf, (you) know how I feel, you're in my head.
Pgf: Yea just thought I'd ask anyway...
>Life SUCKS pgf, I can never know who I can trust
Pgf: Yea life is like that when you're a targeted minority
>That doesn't help me pgf
Pgf: Sorry for stating the obvious
>It's ok
Pgf: Want to eat some sweet potato fritters?
>I guess...what else can I do
Pgf: Idk, that's up to you, only you can answer that
>God damnit Pgf, you're so fucking smart
Pgf: Well, I AM an aspect of your consciousness, and you're a pretty smart cookie
>Now you're just flattering me
Pgf: It got you feeling better didn't it?
>I guess Pgf, I guess :comfyhug1: :comfyhug2:

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Mulder is impersonated by ghost cavemen. Doggett acts like he doesn't believe in alien hitmen.

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@Jazzy_Butts there needs to be an anti-hypocrite, anti-annoying, anti-woke, anti-brainwashed, anti-cancel culture community. thats pretty much the real problem with all those groups, theyre all full of annoying woke indoctrinated hypocrites especially the leftists lol

Are you a map but you're tired of being treated like shit in the map community? Join my map community! It's the alt map community!

Are you an alt righter but are tired of the illogical ideology and bigotry? Join my alt alt right community! We welcome zoos, maps, and even leftists!

Are you a zoo with no political home? You feel unwelcome even among other zoos? I've got news for you! Join my alt zoo alt alt right alt map community! I know it's a mouthfull but you're welcome here!!

Are you an alt leftist or liberal, or communist or anarchist, and you're tired of feeling unwelcome in your own political home? Join MY alt left alt zoo alt alt right alt map community!!!

We can be each others support, just as friends to talk to, who won't judge based on our attractions or political beliefs. Just all frens. Is this what you want? It's what I want!

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今日はアメリカ独立記念日
明日はビキニの日なので

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Anyone who tries to enforce non consensual hierarchy should be........*grits teeth* "spoken to, in a calm and reasonable manner"

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