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【R18/NSFW】@itamatu さんの都会でお仕事頑張るペド種族のお父さんの二次創作を描かせていただきました。
こんなにいけない気持ちになるのに合法!素晴らしすぎます

Thinking of telling fedi fren I have crush on them 😳

Imagine a world where sex ed meant the teacher had to have sex with all their students :peepoBlushy:

It doesn't even have to be permanent wifeism, if she finds my husbanding to be unsatisfactory

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I might be willing to give anything to have a girl with cute thin lips and a cute weird nose and a good body as my wife

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Ripping Qanon faces with your teeth, biting Qanon penises off, biting off Qanon torsos, kicking Qanon tains balls and anuses until you're tired, pouring mentos and coke into the Qanons anus and then gluing it shut

I hope sentient nanobots melt all retards on the planet regardless of their affiliations, total retard melting

It would be sad because they're still so sexy it's like "no bby you're so cute pls stop stabbing me"

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Imagine getting slashed to death by a femboy 😳 How humiliating :blobsadreach:
Is that why they do it?? To humiliate their victims during wartime? :thonktinfoil:

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The more popular a girl is the less desirable she is to me. A cute girl who only gets 3 likes on her socials is like a queen to me :blobpleading:

Who is HYGENIC, that too, I'm so hygenic bros that I wash my bhole every time I poop with soap and warm water, my bhole is pristine and never itchy or stinky

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If like attracts like then ok, fine, I can accept that....BUT WHERE IS MY OVERWEIGHT AGORAPHOBIC MENTALLY ILL AUTISTIC GIRLFRIEND???

Wait a minute....you can pick cats up from the shelter, and there are WOMENS shelters :meru_wow:

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Why can't girls just be like cats? Why can't I just go put a bowl of food out and come back to like 3 young women without homes, for me to pick from?

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning frdifreeeeeeeens

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