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Gn fedi frens I am fighting masturbation demons, are there any good trad girls who can help save me from masturbation via marriage and unprotected sex on demand as is a trad husbands right?

Oh my god.......I did the math and a conservative estimate is that over the last 5 years I have masturbated a total of 70 days, that is 1,680 hours. How do I stop?? How do I stop?? You're all wizards who never masturbate, (that's the vibe I get), how do you do it??

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Scully worries about Mulder's new burger habit. Doggett makes that one face, thinks wistfully of his dead kid.

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Skinner bears the weight of a bee secret. Scully.

I was a hardcore gamer from like 2006 to 2016, all I played on was the 360 because that's all I had. I played a lot of shooters like Titanfall. I would play too much. The longest I ever gamed for was probably like 30hrs no sleep. I did it more than once because I was very mentally sick and I knew at the time I was taking years off my life but would justify it. I can't game anymore because I have pain issues, can't play competitively if I can't see the screen because I'm wincing from holding my posture up to see the screen.

Saw little 10 year old white boys running around the grocery store and I overheard the one saying to the other "OHH OH, THAT ONE'S GAS, no WAIT, THIS one's gas!"

"Gas" has replaced "cool"

*Sings cowboy song playing guitar*

🎶Fedi frens, they break my heart when they don't follow back
Interacted with my posts, then said 'later, Jack'
I wonder if I messed up, and I want 'em back
Fedi frens oh fedi frens, where did we lose track

*guitar solo*

Fedi frens oh fedi frens, I still do love you
Now you know the way I go, my story is through 🎶

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It's disgusting to me how the only videos on youtube criticizing muslims are from 10+ years ago and anything in search results that is recent is all "actually muslims are good!" STFU GOOGLE ALGORITHM I KNOW FILTHY SANDNIGGERS ARE EVIL YOU BASTARDS, I KNOW THEY MUTILATE VAGINAS AND RAPE CHILDREN, I KNOW THEY LOVE SLAVERY AND MAKING THEIR SLAVES EAT FECES!!! MUSLIM BASTARDS! KNOW IT ALL MUSLIM KARENS!!!!! THINK THEY HOLD THE ANSWER TO LIFE?????? DISGUSTING!!!!!!! TIRED OF KNOW IT ALLS! TIRED OF FILTHY FUCKING MUSLIM RACIST FILTH ACTING LIKE "well akshully" NO SANDNIGGER SHUT UP, EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOU'RE FILTHY, SHUT UP, FUCKING BASTARDS!

No matter how "nice" or "quirky" your rich betamale husband is, he's still a little domesticated boi who would be easy to eat :blobpleading: (dark jazzy posting)

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Cute femboy
Follows me
Likes nothing but bbcs

I am ONLY attracted to BBC centrists, those who are neither triggered by nor aroused by THR BBCs, clean yourself up weird femboy!

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I'm sorry I'm a failed femboy girls, please, PLEASE forgive me, I have a daddy beard, I am so sorry I can't be like to your like, I'm so sorry we can't be transbians, I'm too much of a little boy trapped on a hairy mans body, please love this hairy manchild :blobcatcry:

LGs cover up their legs and stop wearing booty shorts in summer challenge: FAILED

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Mambo no. 5 but instead it's the names of all my favorite characters

Me to my mom, about being over my racism: "I don't care if they got black dicks, it's not *MY* problem!"

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