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Looking for a mom, to mother me, anyone want to be my mommy and care for me? :blobpleading:

RIP to fellow alleged MAP Paul Reubens, he proved that you can be a MAP, be outed, and that people can still love you. For those who don't know, in 2003 he was busted for possession of what he called "art photographs". Bet you never heard of that, because no one talks about it, and it didn't ruin his career. He still got to reprise his role as Pee-Wee, a literal childrens character. So cry antis, he never had his life "ruined", he was never put into a "wood chipper", he had a long life and a peaceful death, and now his life is complete. Suck that one.

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If you have tattoos that aren't stick and poke ones you did yourself I'm going to have a very hard time believing you're not an NPC

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Foreign femboy bragging about dating me: and he's an American!! *group giggles*

I would go along with all the American jokes as long as he loved me :cry_konata:

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You look at the world and it's finally yours, after all the work and sacrifice. The nations bow to you, they tremble at your feet. This world finally has a just King, a sane King, or a Queen, depending on your mood. None can challenge your word, because it is upheld by your insurmountable power. You call for your enemies to be brought to you now that you are King, those who repent may earn their pardons, but those who remain arrogant and fearless can be educated. The world is yours, the madness has ended. Like the grip of a determined infant, the evil ones of this world do not easily give up their holds, but you as King are strong enough to pry their wretched fingers apart and retrieve the most precious bauble which is This World. The dregs call you a monster, but you are my King and are the destroyer of monsters, violators of consent, and controllers. You are my master until the end of time, and I am so pleased to serve you, My Lord.

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"I'm okay with censorship as long as it's lolis"

"W-wait why are you censoring the big tiddy anime girls!?"

These faggots never think through anything do they?
The problem with opening the door to censorship is once the foot is in they can do whatever the fuck they want and you've already given them the okay to do so. :yui_shrug:

Fuckit let's go all or nothing. If they censor the lolis I want those women dressed like fucking mailboxes I want those men to have a full body fat suit grafted into their character models. Fuckit, blood? Violence? That's out too baby we only need good vibes in this bitch. Into the abyss full speed. I ain't talking a decline I'm talking a full on drop. Dive straight in.
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Stoned thought:
Black people are brown, they live in places that are brown
White people are white, they live in places that are white
Asian people are yellow, they live among the golden rice
Indians are red, they live in the iron rich red lands
etc.

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"They began to worship words instead of images." How culture and history are lost when empires decay.

youtube.com/watch?v=NA9rmbSLC9

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