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When I see a super hot black girl and then her bf is white I'm like YES, YES, WINNING, TAKE THAT TYRONE, STOLE YOUR GIRL!!!!

I wish I was rich enough to pay a hooker to date me 24/7 365, basically like a wife but she has to do do what I say or I can fire her.

Rhank god for cosplay prostitutes, they're the only thing giving me hope.

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YO IMAGINE IF BATMAN WENT TO THE DBZ UNIVERSE AND GOT KI TRAINING, HIS WILLPOWER IS INSANE HE WOULD BE SO STRONG

Little sister with tattoo that says "property of big bro" and a big brother with a tattoo that says "property of lil sis"

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I still sing made up pop songs like "Get those BBCs away from me, I'll chop a BBC" even though I can't help but fap to nasty disgusting big giant shiney bbcs (SOMETIMES as a psychological conditioning technique to make me immune to BBC mind trauma)

Groceries are so expensive now and even if Ukraine does win or Russia wins and the conflict stops you KNOW food prices are going to stay just as fucking high. The bastards are either retarded or they have a fetish for being hated.

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I wish I had a large woman and I could take her to compete against other mens large women in large women contests

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