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Give me advice on getting girls, I'm giving you bros credit by assuming you're pussy punders. I figure my fedi bros must be pulling girls left and right.

Why don't fedigirls like me? Open question. Genuinely curious about what you think.

We could do fetish things you otherwise would never get to do, on account of your shrek ears, and squinty eyes, and gollum teeth, your bulbus nose, thin lips, limp hair, bushy eyebrows...etc. I will still lovingly gaze at you, genuinely thinking "My girl is beautiful", and I think anyone who disagrees is shallow.

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And that guy is me, I'm talking about me. Obviously. But just to be clear.

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I could date/love/marry a deformed girl, I've come to appreciate the hotness of plenty of deformed girls, so seriously, girls of fedi, it doesn't matter how deformed or fat you are, seriously, try me, unless you look as bad as the woman who had her face ripped off by a chimp you could finally find a guy who will think you're just as beautiful as "normal" women.

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We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations

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I finished those Sprite Fright doodles I posted a while back. I wasn't super happy with how it turned out. There's more practice to be done.
I never posted it but it feels like kind of a waste not to.
Did a version with her chopped hair too.

Sorry I've been kind of dead for a while. Some stuff came up that needed attending to but I should be able to get back to it soon.
To those on the comm waitlist, I'll contact you shortly.

Ellie - Sprite Fright 🍄

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Scully worries about supersoldiers. Mulder tries to tie bad-man senators to invisibility.

Me when I laugh: HUWAH HUWAH HUWAH HUWAH, HAW HAW HAW, HEEH HEEH HEEH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH

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All this talk about coffee makes me want coffee (don't cum in it)

PAINTING MY WHOLE BODY BLACK SO I CAN HAVE A BBC DOLEZAL STYLE

The anti sexers will whisper to the kids "Your parents are groooooomerssssss"

The prosex rapists will say, "Your parents don't control you, I DO"

BUT THE FREEDOM LOVERS WILL SAY, "DO WHAT YOU WANT, FOLLOW YOUR HEARTZ"

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In "fascist" shitholes ("commies" as well) the way it works is the state trains the kids, not you, and they train them to hate you, and any who don't hate wash out.

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