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I saw some [redacted]s harassing a mentally disabled man in a store and it made me so fucking angry

I don't want to "settle" by being gay, if I'm gay with someone it's because I think they're worth something not because I'm desperate and settling.

There's so much gentleness to Jazzy, you just have to get past the hard ironic exterior, then you will get lots of hot chocolate and foot rubs.

Me playing game and winning: BREAKING THEIR BUTTS, SMASHING THEIR BUTTS IN

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trans women banned from chess because FIDE says cis women are too stupid to compete

way to make literally everybody mad
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Raise age of consent to 1000 years old :kanna_pointing:

Me when I see cute friendly gay guy: HNNNNNNGGGGG HE'S SO CUTE

Me when I see an uncute unfriendly straight: UGH, DISGUSTING, I'M GOING TO BE SICK

Embrace your cringeworthiness? Technique for success?

True love is helping your partner wipe their ass in times of need

Can't we just make love? *Rubs up on you like a cat* Oh god, oh god it feels so good *shudders* OH GOD AUUUUUGGHHHH

Zoomers act so slutty with all the ahegao shit but studies say they're not having sex...are they just teasing or lying on the surveys?

I love when I make dirtbags with whale decks pissed off. Oh, so sorry, oops, I had 1 life and now your little token army is wiped and you have no way to maintain momentum? So sad.

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『くっ殺ヒロインズVol.30』に、巫女が鬼魔羅に魅了され
ちんしゃぶしまくった挙げ句スパイクつきの魔羅にハメられる
『鬼魔羅に果てる巫女』
が掲載されました。
興味があったらKTCのサイトで詳細を見てやってくださいね。

ktcom.jp/books/dl/dl1006

And by "pulling girls" I mean having consensual sex that they enjoy.

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Give me advice on getting girls, I'm giving you bros credit by assuming you're pussy punders. I figure my fedi bros must be pulling girls left and right.

Why don't fedigirls like me? Open question. Genuinely curious about what you think.

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