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Can a person who likes to fuck and a person who doesn't like to fuck still be friends? I like to think so.

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pizza delivery dog who wants you to try his new garlic knot
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which hairstyle is the best for a bratty boy?

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Fucking the girl that everyone has fucked: This is ok, fun

Fucking the girl noone has fucked: Wow this is special :ReimuBlush:

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Fantasy/Fiction 

>Jazzy thinks antis are frens
>Jazzy saves antis from downfall
>Antis are shocked and change their minds about Jazzy
>Antis are now converted into freedom lovers

Not in person though I saw it on the internet and got mad

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I saw some [redacted]s harassing a mentally disabled man in a store and it made me so fucking angry

I don't want to "settle" by being gay, if I'm gay with someone it's because I think they're worth something not because I'm desperate and settling.

There's so much gentleness to Jazzy, you just have to get past the hard ironic exterior, then you will get lots of hot chocolate and foot rubs.

Me playing game and winning: BREAKING THEIR BUTTS, SMASHING THEIR BUTTS IN

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trans women banned from chess because FIDE says cis women are too stupid to compete

way to make literally everybody mad
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Raise age of consent to 1000 years old :kanna_pointing:

Me when I see cute friendly gay guy: HNNNNNNGGGGG HE'S SO CUTE

Me when I see an uncute unfriendly straight: UGH, DISGUSTING, I'M GOING TO BE SICK

Embrace your cringeworthiness? Technique for success?

True love is helping your partner wipe their ass in times of need

Can't we just make love? *Rubs up on you like a cat* Oh god, oh god it feels so good *shudders* OH GOD AUUUUUGGHHHH

Zoomers act so slutty with all the ahegao shit but studies say they're not having sex...are they just teasing or lying on the surveys?

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