"Do you take your lawfully beloved, to have and to hold, as long as you both shall bone?"
This is why women don't want to be friends with men, I understand, but some girls have got to like it, right? Otherwise humans wouldn't exist. Unless every time a woman has ever gotten pregnant from sex she hated every second of it. Which some women pretend is the case, but really, it's not. She very well could be into anal fisting, but this OPPRESSIVE society has conditioned me into NOT ASKING so I will never know the answers to the questions I have, and that is HALF A LIFE.
There's this really beautiful girl (woman, old, way over 18), who's got muscles and she follows me back and I want to be like "Do you like anal fisting?" just because I want to know
Fantasy/Fiction
BBC haver: She said WHAT?
Non BBC haver: Yea she said I should kms because of small penis
BBC haver: Well we're gonna march right over there now and you're gonna rape that bitch, she's got to learn not to be disrespectful, you didn't ask god to give you a non bbc penis, and I didn't ask him to give me one either
too real 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 😂 😆 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ladies offering their services. Ashamedly inspired by a real life photo.
The black socialist will go: You know, your white socialist penis is REALLY big
And the white socialist will say: Oh come on come on, you're just saying that, yours is big too!
The black socialist will respond: No no, I mean it, your penis is a really good size
The Trench