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Big bro (who went away to a surfing camp for a few weeks) just got back home so his triplet bros, who missed him so much, gave him a welcoming present!

The triplets can't get enough of his tanned skin and those sexy tanlines. It made them so horny! They also noticed big big bro has gotten bigger down there, too, and sporting some new wispy pubes!

Is the "talking animal" trope of 80s an unintentional reference to house slaves?

There's more to art than anatomy. There's framing, scenery, and perspective. And of course shading. But that's about it. All lines are gradients and fluctuate. So everything is shading. It's all just shading.

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I am considering putting a limit on the amount of quirky humor I share here. I'm edging dangerously close toward my real personality.

"Do you take your lawfully beloved, to have and to hold, as long as you both shall bone?"

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I love the concept of furniture or fixtures made of human bones. I want to visit that place in europe that has the bone cathedral.

Watching Mr. Girls career burn down around him wasn't as exciting as I'd hoped. Was pretty boring, pretty cringe.

This is why women don't want to be friends with men, I understand, but some girls have got to like it, right? Otherwise humans wouldn't exist. Unless every time a woman has ever gotten pregnant from sex she hated every second of it. Which some women pretend is the case, but really, it's not. She very well could be into anal fisting, but this OPPRESSIVE society has conditioned me into NOT ASKING so I will never know the answers to the questions I have, and that is HALF A LIFE.

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Ok so I imagined her with a fist up her ass so that's why I'm curious.

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There's this really beautiful girl (woman, old, way over 18), who's got muscles and she follows me back and I want to be like "Do you like anal fisting?" just because I want to know

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I wish I could just ask people on my irl socials (who I'm moots with) "Do you enjoy X?" (x here is anal fisting but it could be anything) but I'm always worried about drama.

The sad thing about jazzyposting is, if I want to put effort into real life endeavors I won't have as much energy for secret perv posting and taboo thoughts posting

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I think heavier women get a bad rap. This world makes you want to put weight on to keep unwanted gazes away.

If she is intelligent, moral, healthy, and attractive, those extra pounds are not a worry. Besides, she will know where to get good snacks.

I forget there's lots of people who have never been around other races. I grew up in a pretty white area but it was an hour from one of the most active ports in the world, so I'd encounter all sorts of people if I traveled toward it.

RRR as a movie has proved to me that bad cgi can't ruin a good story with good acting and sound

It's so much easier to be negative than to be positive, or at least it feels more...right. Being positive is hard, it feels wrong, like it's fake. Being negative feels right, even though it's dirty and cramped, like a old glove you've outgrown but gotten used to.

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