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Unfortunately Guy Fieri doesn't let just anyone near his asshole.

He's shitting into your mouth at the speed of a Japanese bullet train. Your mouth overflows with putrid diarrhea. A wet popping sound penetrates your eardrums as he farts out the last flecks of shit all over your eyes. The smell hits your nose and the back of your throat like a truck and you begin to vomit uncontrollably.

"BULLET TRAIN TO FLAVORTOWN, RIGHT?!" he yells as his penis becomes mildly erect.
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自分をオナホールと言い張って女児性愛者男性の所有物になろうとしてくるAVショップマゾメスガキ店員(゚ω゚)

I have to stop saying "I'll never get a fedi gf" and start saying "I will get a fedi gf"

Need a woman to hug and sniff and cuddle with like a little baby boy and I'm begging for it I'm on my knees

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I would nut so hard if my gf wanted to get fucked by a dog in front of me tbh. But human cuckoldry is disgusting. Dogs are fine though, any animal is fine as long as it's willing, and they get willing with some pheromones. Based. Dogs are based. Horses are based. Why cuck when you can animalfuck? Cucking means you have to have an annoying person around. Animals aren't as annoying as people.

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Since summer is over I have reduced my Kimberly comic to $5. Thanks to all who purchased already and especially those who tipped! These comics give me something fun to do other than just commissions all the time. 😁
aaaninja.itch.io/girls-just-wa

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What was the perception of Germans before world war 2, or even world war 1?

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:toph:

Plan of trying to sound intimidating dint work, time for Plan B

Scream for help to her Mama

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It's very interesting that this week we had 2 lolis in trending , this is one, the girl from Mcdonalds and her mom, i hope you like it!
i will post the other loli tomorrow ;)
#loli #yuri

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So loliwoodstudios is gone just weeks after me mentioning it here, coincidence? I hope so. If some little sick fucking bastard giggled to himself while destroying literature that would be putrid.

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