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Rebecca always had big dick energy, and now she has David's too.

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When the thighs are wide I just want to succ them. And when the hips are thicc I want to succ them. And when the ass is fatt I want to licc it. I'm sorry for having something wrong with me :blobsad:

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Scully argues with Mulder about immortality. Mulder urgently seeks monster pinups.

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I sometimes find myself acting like an npc and then feel embarrassed. I mean I'll sometimes move, stop, return to starting position, pause, move again. It's like brain farts, and it makes me feel like an npc.

For some reason the humor of the minions seems very german to me

I wish I had a paragraph or so of fedi fren blogs to read.

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Meet the member of the royal family of the catboy empire. His meekness and horniness is frequently exploited by the palace servants

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AAAAAGHH IM SICK OF SEEING AI ART IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT STOP POSTING AI ART

There's a limit to everything, if the controls are too unintuitive the game becomes unplayable, and the fun is gone again

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Not only sneaking games but cinematic games and story choice games, I used to hate them, despise them even, they "weren't real games" to me, even rpgs were "barely" real games to me back then. The old me thought that if a game wasn't a test of REFLEXES, then it was baby shit. Even pattern games weren't real games to me, though there was a reflex aspect the real core of the game was memorization, if you get good enough at a pattern game you can play with your eyes closed, so these weren't real games to me either. I thought a "real game" had to be reflexive, and the enemies had to be randomized so you couldn't rely on your memory, you needed to use your eyes. To me lightgun games were the pinnacle of "real gaming", shooters came in second but because lightgun games were so rare my primary game of choice were fps games. Coming in third were racing games, and fighting games. Now I can appreciate a cinematic experience, I can appreciate unique game mechanics, even if they're unintuitive, them being unintuitive is part of the challenge which is part of the fun, and it adds to the novelty which also adds to the fun and memorability.

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After Hitman 2 I'll play Contracts, and then finally finish Blood Money. I'll probably try and find a Hitman original to play if there's any out there for cheap that actually work. I don't know how to do emulation, I should probably learn. I used to be able to do it but I couldn't get it to work right and gave up. Idk how to do file editing or anything so I would have to learn. Why can't information be injected into my head why the fuck do I need to use focus and willpower? I have none. Just shove the information in.

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On this mrbeast video im going to buy a whole mall and fill it with zombies whoever can survive a month will get 10000 dollars
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CW: nudity, #shota

Finally finished this boy I started back in June. He’s inspired by Rakna-Kadaki from #monsterhunter , eventually I wanna draw a bunch more shotas based off monsters :)

I've also gotten into sneaking games, I used to hate them, but I'm almost done with Hitman 2. I've beaten Absolution but that's barely a hitman game. I must have learned patience since the last time I played because now I find the waiting kind of relaxing and peaceful, when I first played I was bored and frustrated. Now I like figuring the puzzles out, and don't enjoy using walkthroughs. Discovery is much of the fun. It's not discovery if I'm following a guide.

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Drank my preworkout but have been scrolling for the past hour or so, trying to find any other games similar to Alan Wake.

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accidentally swapped positive and negative prompt spaghettis


it generated chonky muscular men instead of lolis
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