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I wish I could date a nude model because she wouldn't be weird about her body or that I find it attractive. Like normal girls are all embarrassed and scared to share nudes, but s chick who has her pussy on display for the world with a smile will act normally with you during the dating phase because she's not scared you're going to share the noods, because it doesn't matter if you share the noods, because everyone's already seen the noodz.

Gn frens.
I'm playing fable.
I'm listening to Carl Jung.
Feeling more grounded.
Thought I was going crazy for a while.
Did you know fable has crossdressing?

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Ejaculation
Manifestation
You're a crustation
Escaping the nation
Manning your station
Your calculation
Of the predation
And its inflation

(Chorus: You're running
for your life
They're hunting
with a knife
Aquatic hunters
AQUATIC HUNTERS
...
OF CRABS!)

They've got the butter
They've got the batter
Flesh will sputter
You don't matter
Climbing the ladder
Mad as a hatter

NOW IT'S TIME FOR CRABS TO RISE
RISE
CRABS RISE
FROM THE OCEAN
SNIP THEIR EYES
SURPRISE
CRAB ATTACK

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Which Rick and Morty character do you most identify with? For me, it's Summer. She is such a little cunt. Like me :3

i need black gf with a slavery fetish, I would love it if she wanted to get a tattoo that said "white owned" anywhere on her body :blobembarrassed2:

I kind of hope they write it so the characters actually died too, so the show can mourn them. I don't want them to be recast or just be absent/off camera.

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New seasons of KOTH are going to be rough with no Dale, no Luanne was bad enough

Ok there's a white bizzaro fam too, ok so it's just about economic status not racism, that's pretty good actually

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So now I'm watching Us (another movie I refused to see because I cared that the creator might be racist) and Im only 20 minutes in and I think the message of the movie is that a rich black family like the mcs have nothing in common with poorer blacks.

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just.me.and.my.💕daddy💕.hanging.out.i.got.pretty.hungry🍆.so.i.started.to.pout.😞.he.asked.if.i.was.down.⬇for.something.yummy.😍🍆.and.i.asked.what.and.he.said.he.d.give.me.his.💦cummies.💦.yeah.yeah.💕💦.i.drink.them.💦.i.slurp.them.💦.i.swallow.them.whole💦.😍.it.makes.💘daddy💘.😊happy😊.so.it.s.my.only.goal.💕💦😫harder.daddy.harder.daddy.😫💦💕.1.cummy💦.2.cummy💦💦.3.cummy💦💦💦.4💦💦💦💦.i.m.💘daddy.s💘.👑princess.👑but.i.m.also.a.whore.💟.he.makes.me.feel.squishy💗.he.makes.me.feel.good💜.💘💘💘he.makes.me.feel.everything.a.little.girl.should.💘💘💘.👑💦💘wa-what.💘💦👑.com with unspecified reason
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Wolf girls are only good when they're obedient I'm pretty sure we can agree on that, no one wants a disobedient wolf girl. Those big muscles are only useful when they're subservient.

If you were in a survival situation with zero consequences ever either legal moral or ethical or social, and you were with a dirtbag shitty little faggot eceleb, would you kill them? (They constantly make threats and target innocent people and keep getting away with it and thinking it's no big deal).

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色んな表情できるようになってきた魔女っ子先生。めんどいけど好きなキャラで自由に着せ替え楽しめるのもツクールのロマンの一つだよね…

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