Mr Goldenfold has slowly become my favorite character. He's definitely based on Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
https://youtu.be/awkhkHa5LmY?si=OJ99lMcrjXgSSVoC
I mean sometimes I fantasize about integrating a black trans gf into my white family and we all get along and she's so happy to be in a white family (not at all like get out, completely different vibe).
Black trans gfs are great because you can finally suck a bbc without it being weird. Because you all know what everyone's thinking, sucking a bbc makes you the lesser male, but aha, what if the owner of the bbc is TRANSGENDER???? Then because we're in our current society accepting of different gender expressions, I can suck her bbc, big black throbber, without worrying about my own masculinity remaining intact.
H-Hey! This wasn't waterproof paint...!
Reggie ~ 10 or 26 (?
Rightoids: lol we're going to troll the gays by becoming strawmen of pedophilia to turn society against them
Society: Wait....maybe these guys have a point about human rights and how sexuality isn't such a big deal!
Rightoids: NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT SOCIETY GRRRRR YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TURN ON THE GAYS FOR BEING PEDOS!!!
Or she'll find out I want her to wear skintight slut clothes for me and she'll be offended and give me a speech about women and feminism like my mom.
I worry so much all the time that even if I do get a gf, one day she's going to find out I like dog dicks and horse cocks and lolis and shotas and incest she'll be unforgiving.
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