JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I never got to have a partner who knew what I fapped to. I've had lots of sex, but it was all performative, I was acting like chad thinking to myself that would make me happy, but it didn't. What I think would make me happy would be a person who loves me despite knowing me, not a person who loves a version of me that isn't real.

And of course I don't like that the nose people are doing the same thing. But I'm not one of the retards who is going to pretend it's not justified. If your family was raped by the raging trailer trash down the street who's mad that you moved into the condos that were built on the land they were kicked off of, and you had the means, you would level their entire trailer park too and don't pretend you wouldn't because you're "so level headed and empathetic".

"Grrrrr dems have betrayed arabs ggrrrrrr!!"
Bitch nobody cares that you're arab. They don't support rapists, the issue is rapists not arabs, you identity politics little bitch. Tried to tell the dumb niggers from the beginning, "don't bedfellow with these arabs dems, they rape people same as usual." but no, the dems were all "brown skin yay brown skin!" and now we have homophobic extremists in both parties! Yay! I love desert jockey bastards and their smegma sipping simps! (If you are a nice arab then I like you)

I hate when people try to touch me just because I'm silly and horny. Hands off! Stop pestering me!!

I made a meatloafs :)

Zamn the youtuber turned 18 wow feet omg I can admit publicly I lust for the knobby toes now

And so "funny" is pretty much "the unexpected", that's pretty much what all humor has in common, it's either an unexpected situation or an unexpected outcome, but that's pretty much it. Some jokes have anticipation, but not all. Some jokes have no set up. You can glance away from your speaking partner and see a man fall on ice in a funny way out of context and laugh your ass off, that had no set up. Funny is just unexpected shit happening, but not just that, it's unexpected shit that for lack of a better word "resonates" with you. I know that's a pretty shitass explanation, but that's why humor is personal taste. It's not funny to see your loved one obliterated in a burst of mist, but if you saw your most hated enemy at war get blown up in an unexpected way, you'd laugh your ass off and cheer. Humor is subjective, but it has one thing in common between all of us, it always involves a little surprise.

Even the nature of me explaining humor so dryly is, in my opinion, funny. Because it is unexpected, one does not expect humor to be discussed clinically. Funny.

An alternative version of this joke would be "My clitoris is throbbing", and this is also funny for the same reasons above, but it has added humor because a person with a clitoris would be even less expected to be so cavalier about their arousal, due to gender norms in our society.

"My penis is throbbing" is a funny post, because it's inappropriate to and random, to talk about such a thing.

Holy shit people are being attacked just for having shitty opinions on fedi? That's never happened before! You're cutting edge, brand new. Making a difference! I only ignore people I don't like I don't advocate for shutting them up.

Being funny isn't about trying hard, it's about doing without trying and being chill or "at peace" with yourself while also being "friendly" or "amicable" or "relatable", but never broken, broken people aren't funny, except to psychopaths, broken people who get back up are funny, so you can do that, but don't be a broken unhinged fuck and think that'll win hearts and minds. Here's a joke example. Anyone can use it and Rodney won't minde because he's dead and he stole it anyway. I drink too much, someone told me to watch it, so now I drink in a mirror. Very easy. Dumb fucks (you're not).

If I could teach the younger generation, like 10 years younger than me, something their fat emotionally constipated fathers didn't teach them (I had the same upbringing), it would be to be kind and honorable and fair and just, but rightly hard, while still being good...but above all, be funny, have some jokes, god damn are you some unfunny fucking bastards. I know life is hard. Be funny. Doesn't matter. Try. First time you meet someone make them laugh. That first impression is important, you dumb fucks. And don't let your older siblings or parents tell you you're stupid or slow, you're probably fine, they're probably being assholes.

Man imagine being pewdiepie, bet that guy fucks