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How did we so quickly go from painting his nails doesn't make a guy gay to I can obviously tell that guy is gay bc he paints his nails? Just because it's moved to the queerness being a good thing doesn't mean that profiling total strangers is fine

Anybody want to non-sexual rp with me?
Location: Space ship
Action: Alien contact
Catch: The crew isn't getting along

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How many creep ass fag parents are completely ruing their relationship with their child by learning things about them they shouldn't know (like what they masturbate to online for example, very creep behavior, and then they'll act weird and be awkward around the kid and the kid will internalize it even if the parent never says anything about it).

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This gives me hardcore gender dysphoria and I never really saw it as clearly as now but I wish so bad I could be a manic pixy dreamgirl pastel goth with a sister who I may or may not be a lesbian with

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I know you're out there, somewhere, and I know you need me, and I need you. We'll find eachother.

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Painting your dick (and balls) black so you can post it without getting dick doxxed

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Product Idea: Weighted Snuggie, and Premium Ballistic Weighted Snuggie. Weighted Snuggie, for when you want weighted blanket, but still need to do hand/arm things, and Ballistic Weighted Snuggie, because if you're gonna make it heavy, you might as well make it bullet resistant. I feel like there's significant overlap between people who need weighted blankies that have sleeves, and people who don't want to be shot.

I still hate the word pedophile because it's basically used like the n word, a word used as a hurtful term. Map is much more respectful. Statistically most men find young women most attractive at around 15, this means most men are maps. Even talking heads on the right agree about this, and leftists admit it as well when they say "men are all pedophiles", even though they're using it as a hateful term, they are technically being accurate, because generally all men are non-exclusive pedophiles, if by pedophile you mean someone who is attracted to 15 year olds, WHICH IS THE WAY THEY ARE USING THE TERM TODAY. IF HOWEVER you were to say all men are LITERALLY PEDOPHILES as in LITERALLY ATTRACTED TO VERY, VERY YOUNG PREPUBESCENTS then such a statement would be incorrect, in my opinion. And so this is why the term MAP is much more RESPECTFUL than to call someone NORMAL, AS NORMAL AS YOU BUDDY, a PEDOPHILE.

I wish the government would come to me and say: We've been watching you for many years Jazzy, since your youth, we knew you were onto us, even more proof of how awesome you are, but we had to he sure, so we held back, but now we finally are sure, that you are badass and sweet af, so we're making you the big brain around here, we know you've got otherworldly intuition and decision making skills, I know you think your life is fucked up but trust me, if you were a normal person you'd have died from the stress long ago, stress that we caused from behind the scenes, as said, we needed to be sure of your sick skills.

His dialogue is like "I know this isn't real, I know this is a game, and I know I can't truly defeat you, but I can at least end your fun." and then he stinlocks you permanently and breaks your save.

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An npc who realizes and accepts that he's an npc, and then breaks character and goes off rail and becomes game breakingly strong and crushes the mc.

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