Yoooo I love that transmen are doing zoosex a lot
Based
Based transmen
You are the ultimate shock troops in the war against puritanism
You are ignored and so you can fly under the radar stealthily
And before they know it
You will be fucking dogs while in positions of authority!
And you will make dog fucking normal!!!!
Fiction/Fantasy
Voice of God:...and you will be president, of the world, and you will have super powers
Me: FUCK YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*I tear across the nation as the president in a rocket suit with a flag that blots out the sun and says NO MORE LAWS while KICKSTART MY HEART by MOTLEY CRUE plays over the national emergency alert system*
The Trench