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It PISSES ME OFF that the only way to get laid is to collaborate with other men and share girls. I DON'T WANT TO SHARE UNLESS IT'S WITH A DOG OR A HORSE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TALK BACK!!!

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God I wish the fairly oddparents were real so I could have sex with them

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Comerade: You play both sides! You are a traitor!!
Double Agent: Teaitor?! TRAITOR!? You are the one who can't compromise, you are the one who is fanatically driving us toward annihilation. I bring balance, I keep either side from getting too much power, I compromise. You are too immature to understand.

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Don't look in my rectum, it's a boundry thing, do an ultrasound if you need to check in there but don't be peepin, don't want you gettin hungry

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Reclaim your life! Be a force! Don't let them deny you! Make them admit you're useful! By the end you'll be running the company!!!

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Animated commission of Kuki finding something better than Rainbow Monkeys to play with~!

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#animated #knd #kidsnextdoor #numbuh3 #kukisanban

I read Lord of The Flies as a kid and I was so depressed I wasn't on an island killing other kids through mob justice

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Guys I'm really depressed and I'm ready to make a life change. If this unhappiness is a strange land, then I am ready to "go home" back to happiness, back to the way things used to be. I can't keep being paralyzed with fear.
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I want to do a marathon where I watch every family guy episode in which Old Man Herbert appears

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Watching this and lold at the first 30 seconds this guy was a simp and he sold out the countey for money so he could keep simping for his eras equivalent of a quirky egirl

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