YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Need someone to be my mommy right now

Ugh I hate when hot bitches my age have kids. Oh, you're cute, and bubbly, and also sensitive and intuitive?? Oh but you have a kid.....................................................................UH OH GONNA LOSE YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL

Jazzy: I'm ORDERING you to take a break Jazzy!
Jazzy: You're ORDERING me to take a break?
Jazzy: Yes
Jazzy: Ok guess I have to take a break!
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: So uh, let's go
Jazzy: Oh yea *hurries to take break*

Taking a break from all this big brain activity, I'm not a god, but only a mortal

There are so many forms of legal prostitution it's not even funny. Bespoke prostitution, and even prostitution that none of the participants even realize is prostitution. Like the guy with the super hot body and nice finances and property that gets really positive attention from women...he wouldn't get that if he didn't have those things. But this somehow isn't prostitution.

Hot bitches just making money for being hot (not even for having sex) have always been a thing and it's not new because of internet or anything. VHS tapes of hot women, in spandex, doing "exercise" have always been a booming industry. They even had old vhs taps of girls with big tits shooting guns using swords or whatever "super cool" thing you can think of. It's nothing new.

I wish there was a way to augment the human body to increase it's defenses.

I'm a very loyal dog in desperate need of a good master. My potential is being wasted.

If you have a nice butthole and a good attitude you have my compliments

If you suck maybe stop sucking and if you don't suck then I'm not talking about you.

If your parents breath smells like shit it means they did a scat video in secret to make money

I'm the type of person who notices patterns really well. They even said so when I was being tested as a kid to see what was wrong with me, apparently my iq is very high so I seem retarded to actual retards because they're too dumb to know they're the dumb ones. This makes me very good at "reading" people, and at first I didn't understand it but as I aged I learned to trust my gut. So if someone was shitty to me if I notice someone with the same paterns as the person who was shitty to me I know now they're likely to be a similar kind of person to the one who was shitty to me, and are thus likely to be shitty to me, and lo and behold I'm usually right.

Two lovers embrace, surrounded by freshly killed human bodies. "They will never know love like ours *kiss*." "Their *smooch* love is weak, it is diluted for all man*kiss*kind!" "*Heavy breathing* Yes! We are *armpit inhale* the pure ones!! The new Adam..." "*Gasp* and Eve."

The two make perfect pure indivisible love among the corpses of their enemies.