Show newer
YZZAJ boosted

I used to be such a bby
Until people were mean to me
Now I'm hardcore >:c

YZZAJ boosted

I made a mistake!!!
This drawing of #Crash licking #Tawna's ass was supposed to be a "Twitter" X drawing. :twitter:
But without realizing I put the wrong signature, now it's too late to change that🤦

#crashbandicoot #cocobandicoot #coco #tawnabandicoot #sex #sexy

YZZAJ boosted

Ugh I hate when hot bitches my age have kids. Oh, you're cute, and bubbly, and also sensitive and intuitive?? Oh but you have a kid.....................................................................UH OH GONNA LOSE YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL

YZZAJ boosted
YZZAJ boosted

Vanessa the security guard decides to kill some time before her shift ends and has some fun with her little trespasser!

YZZAJ boosted

Jazzy: I'm ORDERING you to take a break Jazzy!
Jazzy: You're ORDERING me to take a break?
Jazzy: Yes
Jazzy: Ok guess I have to take a break!
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: So uh, let's go
Jazzy: Oh yea *hurries to take break*

Show thread

Taking a break from all this big brain activity, I'm not a god, but only a mortal

There are so many forms of legal prostitution it's not even funny. Bespoke prostitution, and even prostitution that none of the participants even realize is prostitution. Like the guy with the super hot body and nice finances and property that gets really positive attention from women...he wouldn't get that if he didn't have those things. But this somehow isn't prostitution.

Hot bitches just making money for being hot (not even for having sex) have always been a thing and it's not new because of internet or anything. VHS tapes of hot women, in spandex, doing "exercise" have always been a booming industry. They even had old vhs taps of girls with big tits shooting guns using swords or whatever "super cool" thing you can think of. It's nothing new.

I wish there was a way to augment the human body to increase it's defenses.

I'm a very loyal dog in desperate need of a good master. My potential is being wasted.

If you have a nice butthole and a good attitude you have my compliments

If you suck maybe stop sucking and if you don't suck then I'm not talking about you.

If your parents breath smells like shit it means they did a scat video in secret to make money

YZZAJ boosted
YZZAJ boosted
Show older
Game Liberty Mastodon

Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.