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I pray now to my god of the deep sea trench to conquer all bbcs. Ok goodnight now :3 (I'm upset that the bbcs are so long that they curve under their own weight and the balls hang so low and heavy it is unfair. So I hate them.)

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Scully struggles to take Mulder-sisters seriously. Mulder seeks enlightenment through fake alien abductions.

It takes a REAL woman to love a smaller man! (said by guy with trans gf taller than him) /based

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Nymphomania is when a girl masturbates or has sex when she's not ovulating/s

Is it a good idea to take note of when ovary havers snuggle on you? You know, because if they're receptive it probably means they're ovulating? Are women like that? I think they are but I'm only theorizing... unless they have nymphomania or something :smug:

There's an emptiness inside
When fedi frens divide
When they don't hang on
For the ride
*alt rock guitar hits*

After learning about bpd and narcissism I learned that a bpd and a narcissist can have a functional romantic relationship as long as the narcissist constantly showers the bpd in love even though it will only occasionally be returned and they will have high abandonment anxiety (which is why so much unconditional love is required). The narcissist has to remember that their partner is the best in the world because they're the best in the world (the narc is) and so they would only pick a good partner. As long as the narc never enters the devaluation phase I think it should work.

I'm kind of scared of things working in a serious relationship way because she has trauma and I don't think she would accept me being a lolisho

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Scully tries to save Mulder from bad-man senators. Mulder is impersonated by bug-women.

Guys how do you find "easy" girls? I asked my mom but she says she doesn't know any. I don't have anyone else I can ask.

Let me suc those Hispanic buttcheeks grandma please

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