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I haven't had sex in forever I'm starting to think the fediverse is useless for finding a wife

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Clint Eastwoods eyes make me wonder if he has any asian heritage

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Sometimes all it takes is a bit of attention to make a catboy happy.

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I have turned off @ notifications in monk.ey.bisuiness because of spambots, but I can still see likes and reshares, so if you made a comment you want me to reply to I might not see it but I'll do my best

Imagine being a stupid little slutty girl who offers yourself up to be raped because you're so stupid, and then a big mean rapist rapes you and you cry because you're so dumb

I am going to summon and anally rape the ghost of Ronald Regan

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Ok I guess NONE of you fedi GIRLS (keeps talking before you can interrupt to say you're not a girl) want to tame this strange and get you a loyal sped bf, your loss *mic drop*

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If someone ever tries to tell you what to do with your own body cut them in the eyes

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Antis need to admit they're not after thoughtcrimers they're after bad people it's just that they're too stupid to understand that thoughtcrime /= bad person.

If you're a history girl and you make cute clothes and stuff I might be a good husband for you (serious)

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groundhog said winter is over, which means it's bikini season for sweetie

GO BACK TO YOUR KUNG FU HOME IN CHINA YOU FILTHY FUCKING SPAMMING NIGGERS

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