YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I'm thinking about retiring from being Jazzy to pursue real life interests without worrying about personalities blending together /not an announcement of retirement just being clear about my feelings I'll probably always come back online to post as jazzy in some form in perpetuity

Say to the woman "Yes!" gently and kindly and make no sudden movements, and she will love you! When she asks if you love her, when she asks if you're alright, when she asks if you have an opinion, just say yes! (and that's ALL!! Any more could startle or confuse them!) /theory

WOMEN ARE SIMPLE. SIMPLE MINDED. STOP TRYING SO HARD. SIMPLE THINGS MAKE THEM SMILE. LIKE CHILDREN. DON'T WORRY. THEY PRETEND TO BE COMPLICATED BUT THEY'RE NOT! /self talk/confidence/healthy mindset

I'm tired of hating myself.

"Teacher! Here! NOW!" said the demanding student from across the cafeteria.
"Oh I'm sorry, needs me!" said Bruce, the new substitute teacher. There was a little friction from the staff since this was a rural school and Bruce was from the city, but he thought people were starting to get used to him.
"ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!!" said the young boy, a troublemaker according to the other teachers, but Bruce knew he just needed special attention.
"SUCK!" the child yelled, and Bruce obeyed, the kids cock was already out and hard, nobody made a move to stop him, since this was a religious practice and we were in a red state.
"Mmmmm that's right that's my bitch!" said the boy as Bruce continued to suck, harder, deeper, faster and more passionately. This boy needed all the attention Bruce could give, at least that was Bruce's theory, and the school therapist agreed...once the lawsuit concluded which the boy won, which guaranteed him full religious protections, no matter his denomination.
"*SLURRP SLURP SUCK SUCK GARGLE SLURRRRRRP!*"
The boy was clearly responding to this new treatment plan. Bruce was dressed head to toe as a woman, beautiful wig, professionally done nails, a very sexy skintight cocktail dress. Bruce looked quite beautiful to the boy, but to everyone else Bruce looked like a disgraced tragic faggot. To the boy though, even though he didn't want to admit it and even abused Bruce himself, Bruce was his angel.

When I was a kid I wanted to be molested by a handsome confident kind pedophile. Not some anxious, neurotic, degrading pedophile. Ugh, guess which one I got?

Inspiring anime music with trumpets as the mc pulls off the sheet from the machinery.
"I give you....THE UN-BLACKENER!!!"
"Woooahhhhh" say the witnesses.
"You see, I have devised a way to travel through time, in order to..."
"Ah, in order to stop mudsharks from before they get blacked!!"
"Yes! You took the words right out of my mouth!"
"Genius! But does it really work?"
"Idk...you tell me!"
The brilliant mc then hands a newspaper to the observer, the headline reads 'Interracial dating in Decline, by 95%'
"My god..."

I wish I could rimjob lonely fedi frens while they goon /vent

In a fictional world me and psychic gf had a discussion, she thinks I should tell all you people in my machine that I don't have so much fedi time anymore, and I have to spend some of my fedi time on irl time, sorry frens

Psychic gf: You should tell them
Jaxzy: NO
PGF: You should though
Jaxzy: STOP IT LEAVE ME ALONE
pgf: corm on, u kno u want 2
Jaxzy: NOOOO STOP IT GEY OUT OG MY HEAD GET PUT GET OUT!!!! *cries*

I think an AI already has taken over the wo ld and it already is telling people what to do and tbey don't know it. How many things get done just through paperwork. A paper comes, tells you what to do, you do it, who's to say a machine didn't write that paper???

Free speech haters gonna hate free speech. If there wasn't free speech and free expression and free learning and free thinking, their little insignificant lives would be so much easier from their point of view.