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I'm watching rick and morty season 1 because it makes me feel like I'm back again when it first came out and I still thought I had friends irl

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Song 

Sorry
I'm in love with the girl
Who
Won't take
The bbc's
She's so cute
With her neon hair
Never on her knees
For the bbcs
Sorry you guys
In your eyes
I see shame
Since I failed you all
By falling for
By falling for
By falling for
The anti bbc dame
(interlude synth solo)

Cock got rock hard tonight like the old days of my youth, I still got it (I'd say I'm fully recovered from the penis pump incident)

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Fiction/Fantasy 

CHILL "Dad", it's not like anyone cares it's not the 90s anymore! - What you say to the chud millennial when he finds you molesting his gen alpha son

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All you can think with shocking realization when you see the little gen alpha twinks posting gay thirst traps: T-these boys....get their slop-holes stretched hnnngggg :uohhh_bratty:

There is an alternate universe where you're my gf and I just realized that, I won, it's over.

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Here have a quick animation of a lil one getting what she deserves :blobcheer:

Fedifam have you been eating enough? Getting enough sleep?

Ohhh BOY new note tag just dropped, "ex-Nonfollowbacker". These are nonfollowbackers who have seen the error of their ways and come to appreciate the joy of knowing Jazzy_Butts

Aoc is immoral there needs to be a cognitive test in its place and the test needs to not be rigged one way or the other

Fiction/Fantasy 

1980s style thicc black cop daddy with mustache giving his lightskin son lustfully passionate oral service

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