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One kiss from a lil cutie, that's all it takes to make a man happy :blobheart:

The true wealth isn't material but it's how many babies one lil girl can give you before she's 10 :blobmeltsoblove:

Idea for an oc anyone is free to use this oc put him in stories make him a mascot idc, but he's an alpha chad cunnymaxer who got beat up by antis because they saw his girl lover tattoo

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"I'm sorry you're gay!" I sob as I kiss you passionately. "I'm sorry you're gay too!!" You reply through tears as you kiss me back. It begins to rain. "I can't help it! I can't help loving you! I'm so sorry!!" I say to you, before I continue "Jesus doesn't want this, we're sinners! We're going to burn!" I was choking on my tears and could barely breathe. You hold me close, and cry for a moment before saying, with firm assurance, "Fuck Jesus, if he hates us he's not worth shit!!". "No!" I cry as I fall to my knees, "We'll be punished, I can't, I can't!!!" and I all but die. You look at me collapsed and unconscious in your arms, and all you feel is cold rage toward whatever made me feel this much pain.

These bmi 18 twinks and their big lips and messy hair and big glasses, and their emo attitude, just say you want to be gay harry potter, admit it.

Fantasy/Fiction 

Drugging and tying up the big dicked tall twunk narcissist and using him like a toy, enjoying his butt, cock, balls, and tits any time you want while he's your captive >:3

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Insecure girls stop looking at who I follow and then feeling self conscious that you're not a fitness model challenge impossible (seriously stop being creepy femcels)

I'm watching rick and morty season 1 because it makes me feel like I'm back again when it first came out and I still thought I had friends irl

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Song 

Sorry
I'm in love with the girl
Who
Won't take
The bbc's
She's so cute
With her neon hair
Never on her knees
For the bbcs
Sorry you guys
In your eyes
I see shame
Since I failed you all
By falling for
By falling for
By falling for
The anti bbc dame
(interlude synth solo)

Cock got rock hard tonight like the old days of my youth, I still got it (I'd say I'm fully recovered from the penis pump incident)

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CHILL "Dad", it's not like anyone cares it's not the 90s anymore! - What you say to the chud millennial when he finds you molesting his gen alpha son

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All you can think with shocking realization when you see the little gen alpha twinks posting gay thirst traps: T-these boys....get their slop-holes stretched hnnngggg :uohhh_bratty:

There is an alternate universe where you're my gf and I just realized that, I won, it's over.

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