JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Earl Grey: Hot
Phasers: Stun
Warp: 9
Horgon: Displayed
let's fucking goooooo

In my mind the fact that I manually download my porn instead of using a scraper makes me more of a TRUE porn enjoyer, I'm like a porn hipster. One day I'll only have magazines because they're "more authentic". Endgame is me masturbating to cave paintings.

New theory. When you die you're supposed to get WHATEVER you want in heaven, well I want to be God and I want to send God to hell to roast for eternity for all the rapes he's responsible for.

Do people still do flashmobs? I heard about this thing called teen takeovers? Is that basically like a flash mob? Or a popup rave?

Are pepes a dead meme? I haven't seen pepes out in the wild in a long time now. Was seeing apus for a while but now nothing.

I write under the assumption that every fedi user could be a secret anti so please don't take it personally if I'm distant or cold.

Ignoring people is a form a bullying just so you know

Imagine being an official loli/shota trainer 🤤

I still can't get over that Drake finally got dethroned and humiliated and everyone is fucking laughing at him and thinks he's scum now, this is like an insane cosmic win
https://youtu.be/2QiFl9Dc7D0

I'm watching baby reindeer on Netflix and holy shit it made me scared of femcels (it's about a betamale trying to be a comedian and getting a femcel stalker)