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I can't believe none of my fedi frens are congratulating me on being happy that a male presenting but feminine gay boack man hit on me >:C I used to be so racist but now I'm not I think that deserves some applause. He wasn't in makeup or crossdressing or anything, he was just a fit cute black twunk with a fem voice and demeanor and he was so fucking cute. Racism cured. I wish we could set fireworks off announcing this.

Imagining that feminine but strong and long bbc shooting huge african loads on my face while I gulp up what I can, he giggles like a gurl and says "Ohmygaaaad lol baeee you so sweet" before kissing my cummy lips with his big black cherry lips and perfectly smooth dark chocolate skin.

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Black guy flirted with me at the drs office but he was flamboyant and fem so I was having a good time :3

Oh wow I finally have incentive for using YouTube alternatives...no ads! No play interruptions! I just wanted to listen to Metallica while I showered, and now I can. Thankyou for not killing my vibe with ads and shit.

All girls cheat and they're gonna cheat with me (except frens girls I wouldn't do that to a fren T-T)

I don't like anal prolapses, so don't push too hard T-T

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"Having sex with a child is not illegal here" Said Grandor The Elemental
"What!?" Said Jafret The Elf
"Yes" said Grandor

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So I had a long, long, day yesterday that was kinda butt. (Thank you @sunpossum for helpin' me through the end of it)

But my brain decided to reward my hard work getting through yesterday with a dream about a pedi block party that was just off-the-hook. Live music, felt like EVERYONE was there, we were broadcasting live on pomf and YouTube and getting REBROADCAST on normie TV, cops came to break it up and we cuddled them and converted them to furries? Hookups, dances, we made music videos on the spot... it was crazy.

The details are already fading but wow that was a nice respite.
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Ok frens, as you know I struggle with some medical issues (no begging) (and I'm sure most of us deal with medical stuff in some way) so that's a constant struggle. I was doing great keeping my house clean for a while but then my condition flared up (physical condition) and things fell apart and I haven't been able to get back to where I was. I'm fine, I'm just tired, and I'm too embarrassed/paranoid to ask family for help cleaning. So I'm trying, but it's very slow, difficult going. For a while my place looked like a hotel, I cleaned it up, all laundry folded, all floors spotless, I was actually getting ready to try and start a family, to reenter society and find someone interested. I feel like no one could love me because I'm not perfect, I have flareups, I'm physically disabled to a not inconsequential degree. I look normal, so people don't know I'm in physical pain. I feel embarrassed to tell anyone irl. I keep stuff like that to myself, because I'm so paranoid and I've seen so much shit that I'm afraid if anyone knew I had weakness on one side or something they would attack me there. I'm not doing well but I'm ok, I'm safe, but I'm exhausted, it's hard, I'm in pain, the pain stops me from getting sleep, that makes me more tired, I get less done, I move less, I get more inflammation and pain, the cycle continues. I'm afraid. I worry nobody could love me, I'm literally broken not in a deep sexy anime protagonist way. If you're a healer type I guess you might like me, but I hate being pitied, I want to be loved not pitied.

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All I want is a non passing tranny to fall in love with me T-T...she has to accept me and be fine with my gooning and my pornbrain.

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