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Original song:
OooOoOooooOoo fedi frens
Fedi frens givin me kisses
OooOoooOooo fedifrens
Fedifrens get no misses
OooOoooOo fedi frens!
Kissin me with their stubbly cheeks
Too tired to shave today
Dysphoria held at bay
BY JAZZYS AFFECTIONS
DO DO DO DOODODODO
JAZZYS ERECTIONS
LEWLEWLEWLEW
JAZZYS DIRECTIONS
OOOooooOooooOoo
JAZZYS PROTECTIONS
FOOFOOFOOFOOFOOFOO
Jazzy and fedifren 4evr n evr
JAZZY N FEDI FRENNNNNNMMMMM 4evr n evr, n evr n evr, n evvverrrrrr :3

Are you a fat old femboy who's over the hill? I'll still fuck your ass tbh bby, I'll savor kissing you too you little cutie, you cute little thicc girly man.

Shy girl in love with MC ovehears him saying: IF THE BITCH DON'T SUCK HORSE COCKS I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW THE BITCH!

The shy girl began to cry and ran off, she could never suck a horse dick she thought, just then, the horse dick fairy appeared in front of her! Everyone knew the horse dicked fairy could activate the lusts of anyone and give them an appreciation for horse dicks!
Horse dicked fairy: NEIGH!!!!!!!!

And the rest, as they say, is history. The shy girl became the best horse dick sucker around and married the MC.

So I guess while I was asleep between age 25 and age 30 they started defining cosplay as r34? Cosplay is not r34, stop it.

OMG I COULDN'T LOG INTO C.C BECAUSE I FORGOT MY USERNAME THERE IS @JAZZY NOT @Jazzy_Butts

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Fantasy/Fiction 

Me: I bet your pussy tastes like Chuck E Cheese because I'm lovin it.
Her: I want to kill myself
Me: No don't kill urself bby let me get a piece!

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Greg fucking steven and impregnating him 

Greg forcibly explaining to steven the birds and the bees

From my steven universe artpack 1, on gumroad and booth

#stevenuniverse #greg #gay #bigdick #incest #agegap #agedifference #muscleshota #mpreg #zenpei

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If I was banned off c.c for a drawing I'm going to take it as a badge of honor

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@cummies Am I ban the c.c won't work for me loads the background but nothing else T-T

I would feel bad for them but I've got too much great stuff going on to focus on negativity :peepoGiggle:

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People who abandon Jazzy are actually missing out on an amazing and unique person :smug:

"What's the breakthrough Jazzy"? Oh well I'm glad you asked, I've stopped feeling upset about disappointments or betrayals, they don't matter, being upset about them is useless and pitiable, people do shitty things sometimes, no use in being upset about it. If anything it's a challenge or quirk of life, and how other people treat you does not reflect on your worth as a person.

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