It fucking kills me that I'll never get to fuck Sarah Silverman in her prime. Like it fucking kills me. She was so hot, you might not think so, but not me, I'd take her over so many other "prettier" girls. I have a thing for chipmunk jews.
zoocat is like the only one who interacts with my cuteposts anymore so I'm going to propose to zoocat and if they don't want to be internet husbands than I give up on this timeline
I'm old as fuck but bitches still think I'm 15 because of how I posy like wtf bitch I post based style not some little teeny weeny I'm a based grandad (soon enough I'll be in that age range)
End gang warfare. No more nations. No more races. No more religious wars. Fund nonlethal nonharmful weapons, any and all violent individuals will be shot with foam guns like the incredible hulk.