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It sucks having your internet family give you the silent treatment. Gfy internet family. I hate you for hurting my feelings!!! T-T (if you're nice to me this isn't about you)

If you are a very good at computers girl I would like to take care of you as a simpleminded hon who has the body of a caveman but the brain of a little femboy.

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Jazzy: Claudia is still here! She's been quiet as hell but god damn at least she's not a bitch! Claudia tell the people why I love you.
Claudia: No idea.
Jazzy: That's right babe! It's the mystery that keeps our relationship alive!
Claudia: *big sigh*

What if a sexy government official wanted your creampie in her vag?

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Is this blasphemous...? 😵 💦

New reward available: Mary from the animated movie The Star
Full resolution available for Fanbox subscribers only: oca.fanbox.cc/posts/9086630

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If you could make love with every woman on the planet and get her pregnant with your penis, you would. Don't lie. It's what all beings want. To make babies pop out of women. It's disgusting. You disgust me. *spit* I disgust myself. *spit*. What a disgusting race. *spit spit*. Yes I said it, even women fantasize about impregnating other women! A bold claim I know, yet still make!!

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It fucking kills me that I'll never get to fuck Sarah Silverman in her prime. Like it fucking kills me. She was so hot, you might not think so, but not me, I'd take her over so many other "prettier" girls. I have a thing for chipmunk jews.

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Chopping up nigger dicks and then feeding them to other niggers

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Did more of the funny girl except older
she didn't only grew in size but became an even bigger pervert

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I love seeing nonfollowbackers misery, and then I check and see they're nonfollowbackers and I laugh and then unfollow them

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