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Finn Caught! (Adventure Time) - preview

🌟Full set available here: kazumass.fanbox.cc/posts/92946

#shota

Song (sad song in sad key of sad):

My fedi frens
Do they hate me
Have I used up their good cheer?
I didn't mean to push a bean,
anywhere away from me.
I am a jerk, don't mistake my smirk,
On the inside I'm crying.

*chorus*
My fedi frens
Let's make amends
Give me a second chance.
Don't let misunderstanding stop us both from handing
eachother our very own hearts.
*chorus ends*

Please let's restart :cry_konata:

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He even fucks barts bussy! He even fucks homers stinkholes! Millhouse is a fucking pig he'll fuck anything and everyone!!!

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I had a great fantasy last night fapping, didn't even need any porn just closed eyes, ok so imagine this....MILLHOUSE but with a 22 inch long COCK. And it has pheromones and it REEKS and even his own Mom and Dad NEED his cock, and he doesn't even mind! He fucks the whole simpson family after his own, and his dick is always creamy and cheesy on the tip like french brie. I nutted so hard! Things WERE finally coming up Millhouse!

>I DON'T LIKE WHEN THEY GET BLACKED
<WHO?
>ANYONE!!!! *throws milkshake against wall in frustration*

If there is a leader and he is bad don't treat him like he's not bad, just call him a retard and say he's diminutive in stature because it pisses him off and makes him shut the fuck out out of embarrassment.

New song by me:

Once upon a time there was a little retard a little retard a little retard had hands tiny the little retard little retard little retard blew up a country the little retard little retard little retard ate his own poop the little retard little retard little retard

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@GR_art I decided to walk away from PAYPAL completely, these are my current alternatives

_ Fanbox or Unifans (WISE connetion , since I'm from Latin America I use AIRTM or LEMON CASH to receive the money in my local bank account)

_ And for commissions: KOFI , BUYMEACOFFEE and DEVIANTART ( The customer can choose to pay by PayPal or card, Payment can be received on STRIPE to your bank account) My favorite is DEVIANTART since it charges you less fee when you get paid

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ゲームを作りたい
プログラマーさん募集してる
#いい機会なのでフォローしてくれ

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Misty // カスミ [re-upload]

Rap song PARODY by me of what a beta cuck would rap about: how many BBC's can I fit in my asshole

you heard the question

how

many

BBC's

can I fit in there

you know it's true

if I fit too many

my ass could break

so don't question me when I take one less than what you want

sorry that it's not 11 I can only fit 10

bbcs it's heaven but 11 would

rip my hole so I stop

wait no another BBC's coming drop the soap

now those BBC's are up in my booty every day

those BBC's they come to me and it's truly

love at first sight when I see black midnight

shafts coming towards my face and I think it's

all right

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nsfw artist, I'm looking for people to support me in my projects, open commissions

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Creating an AI just to torture the rapist and giving them eternal life and then just walking away and shutting the lights off and leaving them in a laboratory bunker.

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I would want to find all the nerve clusters like locations on an open world game map! Each cluster will be attacked endlessly with different symphonies of destruction! Death to the rapist! Antijoy to the rapist!!! Wipe that smug look off his face! Shatter his mind! Melt his eyes and then scoop them out!

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God imagine how satisfying it would be to mutilate a rapist starting with their genitals??? 😍

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Toph can't see it but can definitely feel it.

check out my substar for more stuff. subscribestar.adult/crood

#avatar #avatarthelastairbender #toph

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long hard pilgrimage
that lil beast keeps tempting(breeding) him
#luce #santino #femboy #chastity #chastitycage #buttplug #bestiality

I want to fuck your female bodybuilder pussy hard, idgaf about your body dysmorphia it's not a dealbreaker

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