Fiction/Fantasy/Goonbait
Villain: Absolutely going to [redacted] a [redacted] and it's going to feel so good when I finally do it 🍆👨👧👦
Hero: NO I WILL STOP YOU
Villain: OOPS too late :3
Hero: AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO WELL HERE'S YOUR PUNISHMENT
Villain: Kek punish me all you want it won't undo it 😭
Hero: Oh we'll see!!!
2 hours later
Hero: So you're telling me consent is based on being informed and that everyone is capable of comprehending different things at different ages and that it's unique to them? You know what, I'm very sorry, I barged in here without even knowing the context of what was going on. I hope you and your friends get back to having a good day together, I'll go stop some real bad guys now. Here, it's the least I can do *hands over 500,000 dollars*
When people talk about cultural stagnation all I can wonder is what the fuck are they talking about? Human culture has gone mostly unchanged for 20,000 years, these retards think that a bigger group, bigger because it's connected by the internet, is somehow going to doom society to watching the same movies over and over again? Have you stupid fucking retards never heard of Chinese Theater? It is the same God damn stories for the last 300 years, don't talk to me about cultural stagnation in the west you stupid fucks, the entire human race is culturally stagnated you retarded idiot pieces of garbage, I wish I could fucking get my hands on you (to give you a warm friendly hug) you stupid piece of shit, you doomer bastards.
Vent/Opinion
Cunts are for use. They get stretched and they get bitter and that's when you toss them. A cunt, a bottom, will never save you. Treat them like the disposable trash they are, do not, for even a moment, be fooled into thinking that if you compromise for them that they will compromise back. They will not. Fuck them, use them, in every legal way you want, and feel no shame when you tell them to leave you the fuck alone.
Lessons I've learned from being Jazzy
Do not trust people.
Do not give people your opinion about anything in a business setting unless it is your job to do so.
Ignore people, often, they are not worth the time.
Content yourself with your inevitable death and content yourself with being alone, use a relationship with God if you have to.
Serve big plates of heaping shit to your detractors, do not be "kind" because they will definitely not be.
The Trench