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Fathers who have daughters who grow up to have supermodel bodies.....just fuck her, you know you want to, just fuck her, she would let you.

Fiction/Fantasy/Goonbait 

Villain: Absolutely going to [redacted] a [redacted] and it's going to feel so good when I finally do it 🍆👨‍👧‍👦

Hero: NO I WILL STOP YOU

Villain: OOPS too late :3

Hero: AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO WELL HERE'S YOUR PUNISHMENT

Villain: Kek punish me all you want it won't undo it 😭

Hero: Oh we'll see!!!

2 hours later

Hero: So you're telling me consent is based on being informed and that everyone is capable of comprehending different things at different ages and that it's unique to them? You know what, I'm very sorry, I barged in here without even knowing the context of what was going on. I hope you and your friends get back to having a good day together, I'll go stop some real bad guys now. Here, it's the least I can do *hands over 500,000 dollars*

Fiction/Fantasy 

Stabbing the b/g content creator in the eyes: based
Giving the good girl who only makes solo content and doesn't beg for tips all the headpats: Based

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When people talk about cultural stagnation all I can wonder is what the fuck are they talking about? Human culture has gone mostly unchanged for 20,000 years, these retards think that a bigger group, bigger because it's connected by the internet, is somehow going to doom society to watching the same movies over and over again? Have you stupid fucking retards never heard of Chinese Theater? It is the same God damn stories for the last 300 years, don't talk to me about cultural stagnation in the west you stupid fucks, the entire human race is culturally stagnated you retarded idiot pieces of garbage, I wish I could fucking get my hands on you (to give you a warm friendly hug) you stupid piece of shit, you doomer bastards.

God imagine capturing and "raping" women, stomach turning, the conquistadors were so evil. Capturing those women like that and mating with them like pigs and dogs. And most of the "women" were 9!!! I'm DISGUSTED. But my penis has questions.

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Well, the color version of this was taken down. Here's the sketch drawing I guess.

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Fat Loli Ass 

Lucy going to any extreme to get Schroeder attention.

Both are characters from Peanuts.

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Some missed scenes between Arnold and Helga on Valentine's Day. I hope they enjoyed their time together ⸜( *ˊᵕˋ* )⸝

Vent/Fiction/Fantasy

Punching your stupid bottom femboy right in his fucking face and breaking his nose and ruining his little pretty shit fucking ass face and then throwing him out on the street and telling him good luck making money with your bitch ass now you faggot.

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Bottoms are nothing, they are meaningless, they deserve no respect or consideration, they deserve no trust, they are disposable, their personalities are irrelevant, they will inevitably betray you, fuck and chuck that toy plaything, it's what it deserves.

One of the reasons I don't like b/g content is because most of the time the guy is too much of a faggot pussy bitch to show his face, coward, coward ass, you don't deserve a woman like that, she's brave, she shows her face, you're a fucking faggot. /vent

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Shota, Gay, Incest 

Allen taking care of his sweet son and boy wife Robin :blobcatmelt: ❤️

📌 Check my pinned for info about Invite Tier! :blobrainbow: 💗

themewniverse.net/original-sin

#oc #shota #nsfw #incest #gay #ショタ #shotacon

Vent/Opinion

Cunts are for use. They get stretched and they get bitter and that's when you toss them. A cunt, a bottom, will never save you. Treat them like the disposable trash they are, do not, for even a moment, be fooled into thinking that if you compromise for them that they will compromise back. They will not. Fuck them, use them, in every legal way you want, and feel no shame when you tell them to leave you the fuck alone.

Learn what you're here to learn and quit being a fuckin pussy little bitch /vent

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Me in a sea of groypers: I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF RAPING THESE FAGGOTS IN THEIR MUSHROOMHEADED BOYPUSSIES
Groyper zoomers: *SOBBING INTENSIFIES*

AND NOW TIME FOR THE FISTING POST-SISSIFICATION YOU LITTLE FAGGOT BITCH MUWAHAHHABAHAHA

Lessons I've learned from being Jazzy

Do not trust people.
Do not give people your opinion about anything in a business setting unless it is your job to do so.
Ignore people, often, they are not worth the time.
Content yourself with your inevitable death and content yourself with being alone, use a relationship with God if you have to.
Serve big plates of heaping shit to your detractors, do not be "kind" because they will definitely not be.

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